ADOBE TECH WANTED 
talking points akasha politica light - non bbc recovery unit
draft advertisement talking points 
will be posted on linked in - non financial 

WE ARE BUILDING NEW CREATIVE SOFTWARE 
INITIAL INVESTMENT FINANCIAL SPECS 
TECH BREAKDOWN DESIGNER CONCEPTUAL CLIENT LANGUAGE 


INVESTMENT FINANCIAL

BRICK/MOSAICS
by kali ren and daniel walter scott
(KALI DRAGONS TECH)
80 MILLION USD FIRST 4 YEARS 
200 MILLION USD NEXT 4 YEARS 
hit ground 


HEAD OF TECH 
85 DEVELOPERS 
DARYL BOWDEN PRINCESS 
OFFICE MANAGER 
HR BUSINESS PARTNER INTERNATIONAL (IS MELZA IN CYBER SECURITY FOR BRICK/MOSAICS) APPROVAL REQUIRED 
KALI REN 
DANIEL WALTER SCOTT (TEAM) 
5 DESIGNERS 
GRIPPO 

later 
IT
BETA TESTING 
CUSTOMER SERVICE 
SALES 

adobe tech wanted

BRICK CREATIVE SOFTWARE COMPANY
by KALI REN / DANIEL WALTER SCOTT

POSTED JUNE 24 2130 PM PST SAN FRANCISCO
ADOBE APPLE DISNEY RIOT FENDER LINUX SENNHEISER FACEBOOK GOOGLE


TECH WANTED  ( 85 developers ) 
  • WE ARE LOOKING FOR LONG GAME LONG TERM PROJECT INVESTMENT 
  • NOT 1 YEAR IN 1 YEAR OUT TECH GAMING JUMPING  (BASED ON PROJECT QUALITY SCOPE ALONE)
  • ARTIST HAND WANTED (TECH BUILD OUT IS AN ART FORM) 
  • ARTIST SOFTWARE CREATIVE SUIT (NON ROBOT) 
  • "HAND FIRST"/"BRAIN FIRST"  UI SCHEMATICS - CONCEPTUAL COACHING LAYOUT DESIGN 
  • NO DEV TECH CROSSOVER ON PROJECTS 
  • ALL PROJECTS NDA 
  • ALL TECH SCHEMATICS NDA 
  • TECH INVESTMENT FINANCING DESIRABLE (NOT NEEDED)

send resume to daniel walter scott 

FOR THE ARTISTS AND ORIGINAL ARTIST PROCESS
UI AND ELEVATED TECHNOLOGY
INCLUDING "HAND FIRST" 
AND INCLUDING "CONCEPTUAL REDUCTIONS" 
ROBERT CAPA AND ON THE GROUND ARTISTS TECHNOLOGY RESOURCES TOOLKIT

I AM GOING TO DIE BECAUSE I TOOK THIS PICTURE

them/me 
THEM : WE WILL -
ME : NOPE NOT LISTENING 
ME : I NEED YOU TO STAND STILL 
ME : I NEED YOU TO PUT MY TOOLS DOWN AND WALK AWAY FROM MY CANVAS 
ME : AND I NEED YOU TO NOT DO WEIRD TRICKS (WHILE I WORK) 
ME : YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO LET ANYTHING BE ORGANIZED 
ME : DO NOT UPDATE MY SOFTWARE 
ME : DO NOT MESS UP MY WORKSTATION 
ME : DO NOT MOVE STUFF AROUND 
ME : I DO NOT LIKE YOU 
ME : I DO NOT WANT TO SAVE TO YOUR CLOUD - THAT IS DISGUSTING 
ME : WHY CAN I NOT RECEIVE ANY TRAINING ON LITERALLY ANYTHING I NEED TO DO FOR FINISHING POLISH WORK 
ME : ADOBE IS OUT OF THE PROJECT PROCESS AT 3/4 OF THE WAY THROUGH - LIKE MY CANVAS SHUTS DOWN MID WORK
ME : AND ADOBE IS OUT OF THE PROJECT PROCESS AT FIRST 1/5-1/3
ME : THERE IS A WEIRD BRICK WALL GAP
ME : THERE IS A REALLY BIG GAP 
ME : IT IS CALLED A MIRACLE GAP TO JUMP IN AND EVEN GET THE PROJECT GOING 
ME : THERE IS A TOOLKIT BLACKOUT UI FOR THE FIRST 1/5 OF THE ARTIST AND DESIGN PROCESS 

DWS : OUR TECH DOES NOT HAVE THESE WEIRD BLACKOUTS 
ME : IT IS AN ISSUE 

basic project scopes



TERMINAL 
SCREENWRITING NEWS JOURNALISM APP ON THE GROUND WRITING PLATFORM
11 developers wanted 
  • PROGRAM HACK ON NSA FRONT END 
  • ANTI - SPYWARE (IF YOU GIVE YOUR COMPUTER AWAY TO GET FIXED AND THEY PUT A SOFTWARE OR A CHIP IN IT) 
  • BLACK OUT SCREEN ON ANY HACKS US NSA AND CHINA NSA AND MI5 AND MI6 
  • SWAP SECURITY ANTI BREAK IN 
  • APPLE COMPUTER IS NOT ALLOWED TO READ MY STUFF FROM "THE CLOUD" OR FROM THE APPLE STORE 
  • THINGS LIKE SCREEN COVERS ARE DISCUSSED IN ADVISEMENT OF PRODUCT USE 
  • "THE DRESS" COMPUTER TECH BUILD OUT SCREEN COVER - LOVE  HOW MUCH DATA ?!?!!? 
  • NO KEYBOARD TRACKING 
  • NO SCREEN TO KEY STROKE TRACKING - THEY SAW MY TYPO !!!!! ***FBI : #ROJENALAWS
  • NO USER PROFILE SHARING 
  • INDEPENDENT PRINT FILE ABLE - DISCREET PRINT FILE EXPORT 
  • I PUT MY DATA ON A MEMORY STICK AND THEN SOMEONE BROKE INTO IT IN A REVERSE MEMORY STICK WAY 
  • NO WIFI PULL DATA 
  • WIRELESS NETWORKS GEO FENCING PROGRAMMING TECH LAWS ACCOUNTING 
  • HERMETIC SEALED ENCRYPTIONS - FROM HERMES TRISMEGISTUS BRAIN
  • NARRATIVE VOICE AND 5 LAYER NOTES ARCH TRACKING 
  • PERSPECTIVE BUBBLES (THE ACTOR IS THINKING THIS) (YOUR NEWS AUDIENCE DEMOGRAPHIC THINKS THIS) 
  • CHARACTER PROFILING ARCH TRACKING 
  • WHITE NOISE GENERATIVE ( IS THAT STUPID??? ) - BECAUSE TALKING OUT LOUD WHILE WRITING

(THE MI5 IS USING NSA TECHNOLOGY TO TRACK AND SELL WOMEN IN A HUMAN TRAFFICKING SCAM) - ROJENA LAWS
FBI : ie the "ALOE" CAR - ACTUALLY 
FBI : I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR PUBLISH BUTTON - IT IS THE SAME COURT CASE
FBI : "SLOW" 
FBI : NO RUPERT MURDOCH KNIFE RAPE EXTORTION ON NEWS JOURNALISM !!!!!!!!! 
FBI : AKASHA POLITICA RUNS ON TERMINAL SOFTWARE 1-10 ////////// 20 
FBI : BBC  - #ENGLAND IS NOT THE SAME AS AMERICA BY A LOT 
ME : LOVE TUCKYN

them/me
THEM : 
ME : WHO IS THEM 
THEM : 
ME : THEY DID THE STALKING THING AGAIN ?!?!?! 
ME : AM I TEACHING THEM HOW TO STALK ME WHILE I WRITE ON MY COMPUTER 
ME : BUT I AM WRITING SCREENPLAYS TO TEACH THE FBI HOW TO BE AWARE OF PSYCHOLOGICAL GENETICS PROFILES 
ME : BASED ON SEX CRIMES 
ME : ie PEOPLE DO NOT INHERENTLY DO THE RIGHT THING (UNTIL THEY HIT THIS GENETIC PROFILE LINE/ ie ANR MARK
ME : ie YOU CAN COUNT ON RUPERT MURDOCH KNIFE RAPING (is the boil down point) 
ME : BUT THEN IT IS THE FALLOUT SCENARIO 
ME : PICKLE !!!!!! PICKLE !!!!!! PICKLE !!!!!! 
ME : JUST BECAUSE I TYPED IT OUT LOUD - WE ARE NOW AT ACTION PICKLE ?!?!?!??!! HOLY FUCK !!!!!!
FBI : ROJENA LAWS AT THE SPEED OF A KEYSTROKE
ME : IT IS JUST DEAFENING SILENCE ON THE OTHER END - BUT WITH SOLID EXPECTATION 



PAPER/FORMAT 
ARCHIVAL PROCESS SAVING 
3 developers wanted 
  • FOR THE LOUVRE 
  • MUSEUM ARCHIVAL FOR DIGITAL 
  • HAND DRAWN LINES - ORIGINAL  OUTLINE TEXTURES -  BACKGROUND TEXTURES 
  • MICRO DOTS 
  • NARRATIVE UI TO CREATE ORIGINAL DOCUMENT ARCHIVAL PROCESSING - ie GUIDED COACHES HAND THROUGH ARTIST GUILD PROCESSES 
  • BONES DATA -  COACHING AND LOUVRE APPROVED PROCESS

them/me
THEM : "YOU CAN SAVE IT TO THE CLOUD"  "YOU CAN SAVE IT TO THE CLOUD"  "YOU CAN SAVE IT TO THE CLOUD"  "YOU CAN SAVE IT TO THE CLOUD" 
ME : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THEM  : TIME MACHINE !!!!! 
ME : OMFG I AM GOING TO KILL 
THEM : .AI .PSD SAVED YOUR LAST DRAFT (WHEN YOUR COMPUTER CRASHED OR WHEN PSD CRASHED) 
ME : MMMMMMMM. MAYBE OKAY - BUT THAT IS NOT A HARD DRIVE SYSTEM



BLUEBERRY 
NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER EDITING PUBLISHING
3 developers
  • NARRATIVE COACHING AND CONSTRUCTION
  • CHAPTERS AND PLOT ARCHING BUILD OVER TECH UI DESIGN 
  • CHARACTERS PERSONA DEVELOPMENT TRACKING (TIMELINES) 
  • CHARACTERS NARRATIVE TRACKING (TIMELINES) 
  • VOICE OVER TRACKING 
  • VIEW POINT TECHNOLOGY 
  • FOR FIRST TIME BOOK WRITERS AND MURAKAMI 
  • WEEBLY LIKE FORMAT DESIGN INTERFACE (FOR REALLY DUMB PEOPLE)  - I HAVE TOO MUCH DATA TO THINK ABOUT

them/me 
THEM : YOU CAN WRITE A BOOK 
ME : NOPE 
ME : I WILL WRITE A SCRIPT (ALSO KNOWN AS A SCREENPLAY) - AND JUST THAT IS HARD 
THEM : BUT YOU HAVE TO WRITE AT LEAST THE KABBALAH BOOK 
ME : OKAY 
THEM : THE LIVING TREE 
ME : THAT IS A NON FICTIONAL NON NARRATIVE BOOK 
THEM : NOPE 
ME : OKAY 



MNEMONIE 
UI CONCEPTUAL DESIGN 
4 more developers 
KALI REN ON TECH DEV
DARYL BOWDEN
working on specs
  • OCTOPUS BRANCHING TOUR GUIDE 
  • SUN TZU BRAIN WORLD
  • NDA TECH DEV 

them/me 
DARYL : HOUSE ON A HILL 
ME : YES 
THEM : 
ME : THERE IS NOTHING 
ME : I AM NOTHING 
DARYL : I AM NOT NOTHING 
ME : I AM NOT NOTHING 
DARYL : WITCH 
DARYL : WITH ME YOU ARE A REALER WITCH 
ME: 



SPACE
WEB PLATFORM DESIGN / BUILD YOUR WEBSITE
5 more developers 
DWS ON TECH DEV
dws working on design specs 
  • TRON FIELD DESIGN LAYOUT 
  • UI TERMINAL RESPONSE MOMENT BY MOMENT EXPERIENCE LAYOUT 
  • YOU ARE ON A TRON BOARD EXPERIENCING THE WEB PLATFORM AND LAYING IT OUT AT THE SAME TIME 
  • LIKE 3 D SPACE IN AFTER EFFECTS 
  • WIREFRAMES WIREFRAMES WIREFRAMS CONCEPTUAL 
  • THEN PLUG IN RENDERS LOW DATA USAGE 
  • "I LIVE IN CYBER SPACE" 
  • RESPONSIVE DESIGN AND ANDROID INDEPENDENT 

them/me 
THEM : BUILD YOUR WEBSITE 
ME : NO 
THEM : ADVERTISE 
ME : NO 
ME : ADVERTISE WHAT WHERE HOW WHO 
ME : MARKET ?!?!?!?! 
ME : OMFG 
THEM : PORTFOLIO 
ME : NO 
ME : FOR WHAT I AM TEACHING KABBALAH 
ME : HOW ?!?!?!?!! NO WAY 
ME : I HAVE BAD DATA ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE OF EXPLAINING ANR !!!!!! 
DWS : THAT 
DWS : SPACE 
ME : OKAY 



PENCIL 
VECTOR GRAPHICS AND FONT CREATION
4 developers
  • ELEVATED MESH RENDERS FOR CLASSICAL ILLUSTRATOR TECHNICAL ie CANDY CRUSH - demand
  • HYPER COLOR AND ARTIST HAND EYE TOOLS - COLOR COACHING SYSTEMS (kali ren genius) 
  • TYPOGRAPHY micro dotting grid setting 
  • TYPOGRAPHY LAYOUT COACHING 
  • NO FONT GRAPHICS JUST SVG ICONS OR GAME ELEMENTS - demand
  • HAND FIRST TRANSITIONS COACHING AND DEVELOPMENT a-z 100 PERCENT - basic graphics demand 

them/me
THEM : WE ARE GOING AWAY TO BRING AI TO THE PLANET 
ME : BUT I HAVE TO LEARN CANDY CRUSH GRADIENT MESHES !!!!!!!!
THEM : WE HAVE FONTS FOR SALE 
ME : WHEN CAN I CREATE MY OWN FONT AND THEN SELL IT 
ME : I AM BETTER THAN YOU 
THEM : WE ARE GOING TO USE ALL YOUR DATA RAM FOR AI GENERATIVE 
ME : BUT I HAVE A 10 LAYER FONT OUTLINE AT MAX ON THIS COMPUTER 
ME : WHY CANNOT I NOT CREATE MY OWN CHALK BRUSH IN VECTOR 



REGISTER 
AI THEFT PROTECTION RIGHTS OWNED BY THE LOUVRE (AND THE INTERNATIONAL POLICE) 
9 developers 
  • COACHING DECONSTRUCTION MICRO DOTTING SOFTWARE 
  • AND REVERSE HACK ALARMS 
  • NDA TECH

them/me 
THEM : LEAVE YOUR ARTIST DATA UNPROTECTED YOU ARE NOTHING 
ME : NOPE JADE IS DEAD 
ME : I SAW AN ALIEN PORN HEAD THAT LOOKED LIKE IRA (WITH FAKE 1990s CGI OTHER PLANET FAKE BACKGROUNDS) 
ME : I WATCHED YOU STEAL FROM THE GETTY AND SELL ME AN AI BADGER TO CREATE TUCKYN 
ME : I AM GOING TO KILL YOU 
ME : I HAVE TO MICRO DOT MY ROSES 
ME : I WILL KILL YOU - THOSE ROSES WERE FOR GRYFFINDOR AND RAVENCLAW TO SURVIVE THE WINDSORS EXECUTIONS
ME : THAT ART WAS FOR THE ASCENDED MASTER ESTABLISHMENT TO SURVIVE 
ME : THOSE ROSES WERE TO SAVE KELLIE AND CHRIS PRATT 
ME : THOSE ROSES WERE TO MAKE SURE MY NIECES WERE NOT KIDNAPPED AND RAPED BY THE WINDSORS AND MI5

KAL REN ROSES ARE OWNED BY KALI REN 
LOUVRE AFTER DEATH 
AND ALSO GEORGIA O'KEEFE TEACHING AND EDUCATION FOUNDATION -  NFP 
THAT IS EVERY PUBLISHED APPLE Y LINE 


SAM ALTMAN KILLED JADE MERIEN 
PRE MEDITATED MURDER CHARGE ON INTERNATIONAL STAGE 


sam/me
SAM : AI HAS TO BE TAUGHT BY A KNIFE RAPIST 
FBI : THAT 
SAM : JADE WILL BE COMPENSATED FOR OVER A MILLION DOLLARS 
ME : NO 
ME : THAT IS MY ART DIRECTOR FOR THE GUILLERMO MOVIES 
ME : YOU STOLE WAY MORE THAN THAT 
SAM : SAM HAS TO MAKE THE AI UNLEARN JADE'S WORK 
ME : BY GUN POINT HANDCUFFS IN CUSTODY OF THE LOUVRE 
ME : SAM HAS TO MAKE EVERY SINGLE AI UNLEARN JADES WORK 
ME : THAT IS HIS CONTRACT AS AN INFORMANT IN CUSTODY 
SAM : I AM SORRY I EXECUTED JADE MERIEN 
ME : I DO NOT UNDERSTAND 
SAM  : SHE WAS NOT FUCKING ANYBODY 
ME : SHE IS MY ART DIRECTOR FOR GUILLERMO DEL TORO - SHE IS BETTER THAN LUCAS DIGITAL ARTS 
ME : YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO QUALIFY HER 
ME : YOU HAVE NO RESUME TO QUALIFY HER 
SAM : I AM SORRY I HAVE AN ART DEGREE REQUIRED 
ME : NO WHAT ?!??!?!?!! 
ME : DEVIANT ART IS FOR THE MOVIE INDUSTRY TO HOST AND SELL 
ME : HOLLYWOOD OWNS DEVIANT ART 
ME : DIGITAL ART MEDIA IS DEVIANT ART - THAT. IS FOR THE MOVIE INDUSTRY 
ME : THAT IS OWNED BY THE MOVIE INDUSTRY 
ME : ALL OF HOLLYWOOD IS FUCKING PISSED AT THE DEVIANT ART THEFT 
SAM : UNLEARNING - SAM IS PSYCHO 
ME : FBI 


STEALING FROM THE GEORGIA O'KEEFE TEACHING FOUNDATION IS ALSO AN INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANT 
THAT IS NOT OPEN SOURCE 
NO :OLD ARTIST IS OPEN SOURCE
THEIR FOUNDATIONS ARE ALL PUBLISHED IN THEIR BOOKS UNDER "ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS" 


sam/me
ME : I REALLY WANT TO TAKE DOWN ALL MY ROSES
ME : BUT THEY WERE HOSTED ONLINE TO PROTECT THEM FROM THE KENNEDIY'S AND THE WINDSORS 
ME : BUT NOW THEY ARE HOSTAGES OF AI 
ME : WHICH MAKES ME REALLY FUCKING MURDEROUS 
ME : SO THIS IS A BLACKMAIL EXTORTION KIDNAPPING HOSTAGE ISSUE 
ME : WHERE SAM ALTMAN HAS A GUN POINTED AT ME TELLING ME HE IS ALLOWED TO STEAL MY ROSES 
ME : AND IF IT IS NOT HIM THEN IT IS JUST ANOTHER AI 
ME : AND THEY ARE ALLOWED TO STAB ME FROM BEHIND 
SAM : WHEN SAM PUTS IN 30,000 HOURS INTO HIS ROSES
SAM : THEN THE AI CAN STEAL FROM HIS ROSES 
SAM : SAM'S PHOTO TEACHES THE AI 
SFPD :
SAM : KALI REN'S ROSES ARE UNDER FEDERAL PROTECTION
ME : WHERE ?!?!?!?!?
SAM : I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANY ARTIST 
SAM : I WILL KILL THEM ALL 
SAM : IRA AND GIULIANO BEKOR WAS ILLEGAL TO STEAL FROM 
ME : OH MY GOD !!!!! YOU TURNED IRA INTO ALIEN PORN 
SAM : SHE IS NOT EVEN A REAL MODEL 
ME : OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS RUSSIAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME : YOU TURNED IRA INTO ALIEN PORNOGRAPHY - HOW IS THAT NOT AN ARREST WARRANT 
SAM : IRA WAS REQUIRED TO SIGN A MODEL RELEASE AND HAVE HER LIKENESS COMPENSATED FOR MONEY WITH THE PUBLISHED ART BEING APPROVED BY A PROFESSIONAL TRAINED EDITOR - AT MARKET COMPETITIVE STANDARDS !!!!!! IN THE INDUSTRY !!!!!!!!!!!
FBI : THAT 
FBI : ANNA WINTOUR 
ME : YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CREATE BAD ART AND THEN HIT PUBLISH PERIOD 
ME : 19 YEAR OLD PORN IS SKETCHY !!!!! JUST THAT  - ON A LEGALITY NOTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAM : I AM NOT ALLOWED TO TURN A BADGER INTO A FAKE ALIEN BADGER 
ME : YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE THE BADGER  LOOK PLASTIC 
ME : PICASSO HAD TO TRAIN AS A CLASSICAL ARTIST AND THEN WRITE A WHOLE DISSERTATION IN DECONSTRUCTION ABSTRACTION 
ME : SAM IS NOT ALLOWED !!!!!!!!!!!
ME : SAM ALTMAN IS OPERATING OFF OF FAKE PICASSO AND POLLUCK ABSTRACTION ENTITLEMENTS
ME : BUT HE HAS NO LEGAL BASE FOR ANY OF THIS 
ME : POLLUCK HAD TO REGISTER AN ARTIST PROCESS WITH A HIGHLY RESPECTED ART CRITIC NAMED GREENBERG TO EVEN ALLOW FOR THAT WORK TO BE NOTED AS ANY KIND OF ART 
ME : IT WAS THAT  
ME : NOW SAM THINKS HE IS ALLOWED TO CREATE WTF WHATEVER AND HE STEALS FROM EVERYONE TO DO IT ?!?!! 
ME : POLLUCK SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE SEPARATING THE CONCEPTUAL PROCESS FROM THE AESTHETIC OUTCOME 
ME : BUT EVEN THEN IT WAS STILL INHERENT AS "AESTHETICALLY PLEASING AND OR BEAUTIFUL" 
ME : NOTHING SAM PRODUCES IS BEAUTIFUL 

SAM : I AM GOING TO KILL YOU AND YOUR FUCKING ROSES 
LOUVRE : THE INTERNATIONAL POLICE 
SAM : I AM NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT YOU GUYS HAVE 
ME : NO 
ME : YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH ANYTHING THAT WE SPENT OUR WHOLE LIVES LEARNING AND TRAINING AND DOING AND CREATING 
SAM : SAM IS NOT ALLOWED TO LOOK AT IRA AND THINK ABOUT PORN 
ME : THAT IS SOMEBODIES WIFE 
ME : THAT IS SOMEBODIES DAUGHTER OR BEST FRIEND 
SAM  : SAM IS JERKING OFF TO THE DAUGHTER OF A POLICE OFFICER IN PUBLIC 
ME : THAT IS WHAT GIULIANO'S PHOTO'S LOOK LIKE 'MALE GAZE MATERIAL" 
ME : :LIKE HE IS EVEN A MALE GAZE PHOTOGRAPHER - WHICH HE IS NOT 
SAM : I AM NOT ALLOWED TO PRODUCE MALE GAZE ANGLES - FROM IDENTITY THEFT 
ME : WHY WOULD YOU BE ALLOWED TO DO THAT 
SAM : I AM ALLOWED TO MAKE THE AI BE A PORN MACHINE !!!!!!!!!!
FBI : IS THAT YOUR INTENT 
SAM : MY GENETICS INTENT IS TO KILL EVERYONE AND THEN WIN 
SAM : I DO NOT REALLY HAVE A SERVICE TO HUMANITY FOR THE ARTISTS 
FBI : ABSOLUTION GO 
ME : I AM BLEEDING HOW DOES HE NOT PROCESS NOR UNDERSTAND THAT I AM BLEEDING 
FBI : REDUNDANT 



DARKROOM 
PHOTOGRAPHY PROCESSING RETOUCHING APP 
5 developers 
  • RED LIGHT DARK ROOM PROCESSING 
  • BLOCK FORMAT CONTRAST DEPTH COMPOSITION 
  • COLOR DEPTH TRAINING 
  • RETOUCHING 
  • NEW BRUSH RETOUCHING 
  • CLEAN MAKEUP 
  • SKIN TEXTURES 
  • NATURAL BODY SHAPING 
  • VOGUE IN-HOUSE RETOUCHING 
  • FAIRY TALE PHOTOGRAPHY
  • CLEAN COMPOSITES 
  • LIGHTING INSTRUCTION COMPOSITES 
  • KEYSTONE LIGHTING ABLE 
  • MORE NDA TECH

them/me 
THEM : YOU WILL NEVER LEARN JACKIE JEAN 
ME : YES I WILL 
ME : AND I AM AS GOOD AS VOGUE AT THE AGE OF 24
ME : NETZACH PICTURES 
ME : FAIRY TALE PHOTOGRAPHY 



LIGHTBOX 
NEWS EDITORIAL PHOTO EDITING IMAGE PROCESSING 
7 developers 

  • CAPTURE ONE / BRIDGE 
  • INDESIGN LAYOUT 
  • VOGUE EDITING LAYOUT 
  • PHOTO EDITING PROCESSING 
  • NEWS JOURNALISM EDITORIAL WITH WRITING LAYOUTS 
  • ON THE GROUND STORY PUBLISHING MATERIAL TOOLS
  • TIKTOK PLUGINS / FACEBOOK TWITTER PLUGINS / INSTAGRAM PLUGINS 
  • NEWS TRACKING (NBC SAID / POLITICO SAID / WHITE HOUSE SAID) 
  • STORY BUILD OUT - I AM WRITING THIS NEWS STORY
  • LAYOUT TEMPLATES - HOW AM I GOING TO PUBLISH THIS AND IN WHAT FORMAT 

them/me 
THEM : 
ME : YEAH THAT IS RIGHT 
THEM : YOU HAVE TOO MUCH EXPERIENCE 
ME : YES 
ME : THANK YOU 
ME : HELLO AKASHA POLITICA 
ME : CAN WE DO STORY TRACKING 
ME : IS THAT ANOTHER SOFTWARE 
ME : NOPE SAME SOFTWARE 
ME : 5 AM WHITEHOUSE 
ME : 5 AM LAWN OF THE WINDSORS 
ME : 5 CITY HALL 
ME : AS THE CROW FLIES BACKWARDS 
ME . MADE FOR LAURA BUSH 
ME : 10 DIFFERENT STORIES BLACK OUT BOXES FOR TERMINAL SOFTWARE 
ME : DO WE ANTI NSA HACK ENCRYPTIONS HERE 
ME : OR BASIC PUBLIC ENCRYPTIONS 
ME : HELLO BBC 



CANVAS 
PAINTING APP
6 developers
  • PAINT CHIP SOURCING 
  • GOUCHE COLOR AND DESIGN STANDARDS - THE COLOR BOOKS 
  • MEDIUM STYLE TEXTURE AND BACKGROUNDS 
  • NEW BRUSHES 
  • NEW ARTIST BRUSH CREATIONS 
  • PAINT PALETTES 
  • DIGITAL ART PLATFORM INDUSTRY STANDARD FOR GUILLERMO DEL TORO / PETER JACKSON /GEORGE LUCAS - CAN WE GET MIYAZAKI ?!?!??!! 
  • JAPANESE ART LINES - DIGITAL TRANSLATION - GROSS BUT PRODUCTION REPAIR 
  • DISNEY CLASSICAL ANIMATION REPAIR 
  • SKETCH TO COMPLETION 
  • 4H MODE 
  • CONTEXTUAL COLOR MATCHING 
  • NDA TECH

them/me 
THEM : YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO PRINT YOUR RGB CYMK 
THEM : YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO PRINT YOUR CYAN 
ME : I UNDERSTAND 
ME : I HEAR YOU 
ME : FANTASY BACKDROPS GO INTO THE MOVIES
ME : GO INTO THE MOVIES 
ME : GO INTO THE MOVIES 
ME : GO INTO THE MOVIES 
ME : VIOLANTIS COVER FOR ANNE (BACH)
ME : MAYBE YOU CAN TEACH ME TO USE MY WILLIAMSBURG PAINTS BEFORE I WASTE 8000 TO CREATE TWO ORCA PAINTINGS 
ME : MAYBE I WILL CANVAS SIM THAT PAINTING 100 TIMES BEFORE I DO IT ON A PHYSICAL MATERIAL 
ME : I AM NOT EVEN ALLOWED THAT STUFF - IT KILLS THE PLANET 
ME : RAVENCLAW CRI RETURN REQUIRED (MY ART NEEDS TO BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY OF THE DAMAGE IT CREATED ON THE PHYSICAL PLANE) 
ME : SO I WILL USE CANVAS !!!!!!!!!!! THEN I WILL PAINT WITH THE SAME TUBE COLORS BECAUSE I KNOW HOW 
ME : CONTEXTUAL COLOR MATCHING 
FBI : THAT STOP NDA 



SKETCHPAD 
WITH ANNA WINTOUR
FASHION SKETCHING, TEXTILES, WITH WOODBLOCK FORMAT ILLUSTRATIONS
6 developers 
  • FASHION ILLUSTRATION 
  • TEXTILE ILLUSTRATION 
  • WOODBLOCK SCREENPRINTING
  • TEXTILE BLOCK ILLUSTRATION  FOR PRINTING 
  • HAND HELD IPAD - GROSS / IPHONE GROSSER 
  • HAND PAPER SKETCHPAD IPHONE TRANSFER 
  • IPHONE TEXTILE TRANSFER 
  • IPHONE KNIT TRANSFER 
  • IPHONE SHOE TRANSFER
  • BREAK DOWN THAT SHOE 
  • MATERIALS (BUTTONS / LACES / ZIPPERS) 
  • PATTERN MAKING 
  • BODY SIZE PATTERN MAKING 
  • RUNWAY TECH MODELS 
  • RUNWAY TECH AUDIENCE 
  • NDA TECH

them/me 
THEM : MMMM PIIF YOU ARE JAPANESE 
ME : I NEED FINANCIALS AND GREEN FOOTPRINTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
ME : I NEED SEND TO PRINT !!!! OMFG THAT IS ME - DIE 
ME : I NEED TRANSLATIONS - PATTERN MAKING !!!!!! 
ME : I NEED QUICK HAND TRAINING COACHING - UI INSTRUCTION  GUIDE 
ME : I NEED TO BE ABLE TO SAY EW - BUT UPGRADE THAT DESIGN IN 5 MINS AND THEN PUT IT AWAY IN A NOTEBOOK WHILE I AM  ON THE RUN 
ME : OH MY GOD I NEED TO MAKE A NEW COMME DE GARCIAN WALLET AND GIVE IT TO THEM TO MAKE 
FBI : THAT NDA BYE 



ETHER 
MUSIC BUILDING FROM EMINEM TIMBALAND RISAD EILISH ISAKOV 
6 developers
  • MIXING TABLE 
  • EDITING 
  • CLASSICAL BONES RECORDING 
  • SIENHAUSER OR BETTER AUDIO OUTPUT AND INPUT 
  • VOCAL INSTRUCTION 
  • CONTRAST LAYOUTS 
  • EDITING BACKGROUND PHOTOSHOP FLAWS - ORIGINAL AUDIO IMPRINT REPAIR - (I WILL NEVER GET THAT INFLECTION AGAIN)
  • MISSED WORDS TECHNOLOGY FOR HUMAN VOCAL COMPOSITES NOT CGI (CG AUDIO) 
  • LOSSLESS LOW DATA RENDERING - IT IS SOUND FILE ENGINEERING IT IS  NOT GRAPHICS !!!!!! DO ABLE !!!!!

them/me 
THEM : YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO PRODUCE MUSIC 
ME : NO
THEM : TOO STUPID FOR GUITAR AND MUSIC CREATION 
ME : NOPE 
THEM : TOO STUPID TO RECORD MUSIC
ME : NO
ME : I DREAM IN MUSIC MOTHER FUCKER 
ME : AND TIMBALAND SENDS ME BEATS LAYOVER GRAFTS IN THE ASTRAL PLANES 
ME : BUT I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO WRITE THEM DOWN 
ME : BUT I WILL 
ME : #BASEBALLBAT



FILE REPAIR 
SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY GUY WANTED (but coder tech) 
1-2 developers
  • FILE FORMAT REPAIR WORK 1-100 / 100
  • I QUIT ADOBE NEED TRANSLATION  .PSD TO DARKROOM - .PSD TO CANVAS - .AI TO PENCIL 1-100 / 100 
  • EARLY ADOPTER TRANSLATIONS - BRICK FUCKED UP MY FILE NOT FULLY WORKED OUT YET - RESCUE FILE SYSTEM 1-10 4 /100 maybe 40/10


them/me
ME : I HAVE LOST EVERYTHING !!!!!!!!! 
ME : ALL I HAVE IS AN OLD SCREENSHOT OF MY BEST PHOTOGRAPH OF SUNNY SORIANO FROM 20 YEARS AGO 
ME : 
THEM : DON'T CARE 
ME : I KNOW YOU DO NOT CARE (throws rock at computer) 
ME : I PUT 8,000 OF PHOTOSHOP AND PHOTOGRAPHY INTO THAT PIECE OF ART WORK 
ME : MY HARD DRIVE FELL INTO THE WATER - IS THAT SOMETHING ?!?!?!?!?!?! 



PRINTER
UTILITY SOFTWARE FOR HOME
PRINT HOUSES (PRINTER PROFESSIONAL) 
4 developers 
  • BETTER THAN PSD PRINTING RGB 
  • COLOR GRADIENTS 
  • CMYK DOUBLE BLACK 
  • PRINTER QUEUE TRAINING 
  • LESS WASTE LESS EXPERIMENT  
  • RECYCLED PRINTING 
  • OLD PRINTER YOUR PRINTER SOFTWARE SUCKS 
  • GREEN !?!??!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!??!?!?!
  • COMMERCIAL MEDIA PUBLISHING SHEEN AND RESOLUTION / COLOR 
  • MORE NDA TECH

them/me
THEM : THIS IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN 
THEM : NOBODY CAN DO THIS 
ME : TRYING 
ME : WE WILL TRY AND FAIL UNTIL FIGURE IT OUT 
ME : WE WILL FIND BEST PRINTER EXPORTER TECH 
ME : WE WILL HAND MATCH TO PRINT HOUSES 
ME : WE WILL HAND MATCH TO COLOR BOOKS UNTIL CORRECT SOFTWARE CALIBRATIONS 
ME : WILL DO IT 
ME : CORRECT TEXTURES 
ME : I NEEDED IT TO LOOK LIKE DARKROOM PRINT LOOKS CHEAP INSTEAD !!!! - OH NO MAYBE THIS PRINTER SAME PRICE INVESTMENT OUR SOFTWARE - TILL BETTER SOLUTION 
ME : I NEEDED IT TO LOOK LIKE COSTCO AND I BOUGHT THIS 500$ PRINTER AND IT LOOKS LIKE TRASH 
ME : OUR SOFTWARE FIX 
ME : I WASTED 3000$ PRINTING OUT A 400$ PROJECT !!!! NIGHTMARE 
ME : WHERE IS ARCHIVAL QUALITY 
ME : WHERE CAN I FRAME THIS - IT IS CHEAP !!!!
ME : BEST SOFTWARE PRINTER PROFESSIONAL MAYBE THE 100$ AT THIS PRINT HOUSE DID YOUR BUSINESS CARD ON A RECYCLED STOCK WITH ECO GREEN INK AND LOOKS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE 
ME : COACHING ON TWO COLOR PRINT TRANSLATIONS 
ME : HAND OUT MATERIAL PRINTING / VERSUS ART PRINTING
ME : HOW DOES VOGUE DO IT - HOW DOES VOGUE DO IT GREEN 
ME : I JUST SPENT 5000$ ON A COMPUTER AND 800$ ON A PRINTER - AND IT IS BOOOOOOOOOOOO 
ME : NOT ABLE TO TURN IN FOR ART SCHOOL GRADING CRITIQUE 



MOSAICS 
BRICK SOFTWARE BREAKDOWN UPLOAD DOWNLOAD - WORKING CREATIVE SOFTWARE
5 developers 
  • BREAK DOWN THE RESOLUTION AT OPERATION LEVELS 
  • LOWER DATA USAGE 
  • ONE WINDOW MINIMUM OPEN NON CRASH 
  • IOS9 MINIMUM 
  • LINUX 
  • WINDOWS IOS9 EQUIVALENT 
  • OPERATING ALL BRICK SOFTWARE ON A NEW PLATFORM CALLED MOSAICS - FOR "LESSER OLDER END COMPUTERS"

them/me 
THEM : GROSS 
ME : MOST PEOPLE ARE OLDER WITH COMPUTERS AND DO NOT NEED A 5GB FILE IN PHOTOSHOP TO CRASH THEIR COMPUTER 
ME : GO TO JAIL THEM
ME : "MY BEST FRIEND USES MOSAICS ON HER 2013 MACBOOK AIR" 
ME : ALL SHE DOES IS INDESIGN LAYOUTS FOR SET DESIGN CONSTRUCTION CONCEPTUAL 
LINUX : I AM NOT LESSER END 
LINUX : I AM NOT EVEN OLDER END (SOME OF ME) 
ME : HELLO KALI DRAGONS
ME : WHAT A RIDE


QUALITY ASSURANCE
5 developers
  • 1-2 BACKEND QA 
GREG WHITESCARVER : I WILL MEET YOU HERE