HOW TO KILL A FAERY

value your money more than you value buying organic produce

1 - starve her
2 - throw shit on organic farmers at the farmers market
3 - don't go to the farmers market
4 - keep putting plastic into the ocean
5 - keep hearing people talk about Yoga, meditation, personal growth & development, and real magick, and then turn around and shit on them
6 - support monsanto
7 - eat at mcdonalds (redundant)
8 - tell her that you don't  believe in faeries
9 - sell your soul to Lucifer (see that is a trick) Lucifer is on the faeries side  # last shadow
(can't put that one together? sounds like someone didn't integrate tiphareth) # take kabbalah   # avatar   # build that bridge
10 - a beautiful and intelligent girl tells you she does magick, and is a shaman, and you just look at her and walk away, and then you bury your head in your fucking horror moving production company, and your mediocre DJ-ing   # elijah wood    # faery traitor
11 - don't free willy
12 - care more about technology than gods natural biology technology
13 - care more about math than art
14 - care more about science than magick
15 - care more about your thoughts than your feelings  # netzach teaching  # take kabbalah
16 - care more about humans than faeries (evil narcissists vs selfless nature loving healing beings that only live to serve god & mother earth)
17 - tell her that the way to spell faerie, faery, fairy, actually matters   # soul killer
18 - care more about what you do see, than what you could see
19 - tell her you would rather not believe in dragons, than believe in them
20 - sexually harass her, while she is paying $1000's of dollars to your school, and busts her ass, working for god, and then kick her out of your school because she decided to teach kabbalah on her own  (after her other teacher told her to)  # me too
21 - ignore her
22 - tell her she lacks integrity when she would literally die for god
23 - "men can be faeries" MY RESPONSE > Yes, but I call them "hers" too   # divine feminine
24 - tell her you value quantity over quality
25 - tell her you would rather have something done fast, than correct
26 - cheer for jake sully, and then go drive your suv or audi sports car instead of your dragon
27 - think that money is more important than education
28 - think that traditional education is more important than holistic education
29 - keep ignoring your third eye
30 - "I don't see you"  # avatar
31 - MY RESPONSE > Well I know I am not invisible
32 - keep "not seeing her"  # nazi
33 - "Do you nazi what you are doing?" > Respond with no, or it doesn't matter
34 - step on her 
35 - when she tells you that your plants are starving (while you are in the middle of a heatwave and a drought) tell her that you will water them tomorrow
(but she will secretly go water them herself, behind your back, in the middle of the night... this will take her 3 hours)
36 - rip a leaf off of her tree, and then tell her that it doesn't feel anything   # daryl bowden    # faery torture
37 - cut a tree down ... or just cut it's branches ( # see article: how to trigger a faery to say 
"I WILL CUT YOU  DOWN!!! - in faery tongues )
38 - let your tenants buy plants, just to abuse and neglect them
39 - buy a puppy, and then don't train it correctly, so you have to leave it alone in your apartment, howling, and screaming, and barking itself to death, all day and all night long
40 - make her train your puppy, and then sabotage that training to the point where the puppy loves her more than you, and then puppy's heart breaks when she has to leave
41 - make her listen to heavy metal music
42 - take a baby whale from it's mother and sell it to another shamu show # shame on you
43 - LET A WHALE DROWN ON 18 GALLONS OF PLASTIC BAGS
44 - RED FUCKING FLAG IN EVERYONE'S FACE  - and ignore that like it is nothing
45 - let the faery see a dead seal on her beach, where she takes her 5 mile nightly walks, and as she goes up to investigate, she sees that the seal has been brutally mutilated, and its fins have been cut off
46 - bash a beautiful but dead jellyfish laying on the beach, on the ocean shoreline, with a stick, and then when she tells you to stop,... don't
47 - own a beautiful boa constrictor snake, and then tell her you want to go to Florida, and steal a batch of new born baby yellow anacondas from its mother, so that you can sell them on the black market at $1000 a pop
48 - don't value anything sacred
49 - change the meaning of red tide, from something magickal, into something horrific
50 - let the great barrier reef die
51 - sit on your rich white ass, and your rich white bank account, and not do something HUGE and significant TODAY
52 - sabotage a faeries goal to make earth look like PANDORA, and instead, create a plastic pandora at disneyland.  # fail   # james cameron is a hypocrite
53 - kill a spider, instead of trapping it and setting it free, lazy asshole
54 - keep not standing up for ANYTHING
55 - keep thinking that the Royal family is actually royal, without taking full responsibility for the greater good of the whole planet (see article on modern day responsibility) # meghan markle does not sparkle like a real fucking princess
56 - tell her that soulmates don't exist
57 - tell her that you think cheating is acceptable and watch her walk the other way
58 - spend more money building a fake hogwarts than a real one
59 - abandon her on a planet run by techie millennials, that watch GOT but don't believe in dragons, and watch HP but don't believe in magick
60 - break a faeries heart, by just being you
61 - drown her........................................................................ in your shitty excuses

# faeries don't last long on earth, for a reason
# keystone species
# not knowing or understanding what a keystone species is, is another way to kill a faery
# what hollywood is doing is shit, compared to what actually needs to get done
# mother earth is just as racist against white people
# I will have blue children or NO CHILDREN, is something mother earth likes to say
# if you don't want to read bringers of the dawn, then watch avatar, same thing
# the Fae realm belongs to Malificent
# divine feminine can be a black goddess witch
# don't ruin my heaven, or I will ruin you
# mother earth cries, and then gives every faery a dragon
# selma hayek in Beatrice for Dinner