NOTHING SMELLS LIKE ROMANCE OTHER THAN SITTING IN A TRASH HEAP OF CIGARETTE BUTTS
EPISODE 1 SUMMARY
ISLA IS A LONELY FAIRY PICKING UP TRASH AND TAKING PICTURES OF PEOPLE AND DOING "GOD" ERRANDS BY HERSELF
AND THEN SHE ENTERS THE HOOD, AND SHE TRIES TO DO IT THERE
BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE HER PARENTS MOVED HER TO
SHE IS THE ONLY WHITE GIRL IN CRENSHAW (ISH)
AGE 9ISH - EARLY TWEEN
THINKING ABOUT HYDE PARK AND THE "ROMANTIC" PARK BENCHES LOOKING AT KENSINGTON PALACE AND THE SWAN POND
AND THE PARK BENCHES ARE OVER TOWERING WITH 50-100 CIGARETTE BUTTS
EVEN AFTER I PICKED THEM UP ALL LAST WEEK
AND I PICKED THEM UP THE WEEK BEFORE
AND THE WEEK BEFORE THAT
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EPISODE 1 NOTES
THERE IS NOTHING LIKE AUNTIE REY REY WATCHING COUPLES
AND TAKING PICTURES OF COUPLES NEXT TO PILES OF TRASH AND NEXT TO TRASH CANS
AFTER SHE WAS STARVED TO DEATH ON A BEACH AND MURDERED
IT IS ONLY DISGUSTING AND PATHETIC
ISLA, SAME THING
I CANNOT BELIEVE THE PEOPLE WANT SELFIES INSTEAD OF PICK UP LITTER FOR 30 MINS
ISLA KNOWS ABOUT PLASTIC PEARLS
AND HOW AUNTIE REY REY WOULD PICK UP GLITTER
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HOW TO KILL A FAIRY
SERIES NOTES
Timbaland and his family want to be evelvated, honorable, respectable, responsible, empowered, employed.
FORMULA BREAKDOWN OF EACH EPISODE
TITLE IS ISSUE TO BE RESOLVED
THERE ARE ISSUES IN GREEN MOVEMENTS - ONE FOR EACH EPISODE WITH NUANCES
THE BACKLASH IS BROUGHT UP
THE LONGSTANDING CABAL POINTS BROUGHT UP IN EVERY EPISODE
ALL ANTI WHITE GIRL ISSUE (HOW ISLA IS NOT ACCEPTED BY AT LEAST ONE OF THE CREW)
"I DO NOT LIKE THE WIERDO WHITE GIRL IN OUR GROUP" (SHE IS A FREAK)- (LIKE SHE DOES NOT EVEN TALK)
AUNTIE REY REY EATS KIMCHI FOR BREAKFAST
ISLA HAS TO "DODGE BULLETS" TO GET ANYTHING DONE (HIDING MAGICK, AND HIDING GOOD DEEDS) - SHE "SNEAKS" AROUND LITERALLY
WE HAVE OUR OWN STORIES !!!!
IRIDESSA : I AM GOING TO CATCH UP TO THAT
IRIDESSA : I AM GONNA SHIT ON THAT
CAST LIKE
ISLA WINTER
ATTITUDE MEAN RUE / MEAN IRIDESSA
MISTY COPELAND
MISTY BLACK BALLERINA GIRLS DANCER ACTRESS CREW
TIMBALAND AND HIS CREW
CAN "SUNNY AND NACHO" BE IN THE SHOW
SUNNY SORIANO AND ERICA KELLEY
SUNNY IS NOT WHITE GIRL (NATIVE AMERICAN)
HIPPY BURNERS ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS MODEL ACTRESS CIRQUE
PLOT SUMMARY
ISLA WINTER IS WRITING HALF THIS SHOW IN THE ASTRAL PLANES - REAL WORLD
ARCHANGEL HANIEL BRINGS NETZACH AND MAGICK TO THE HOOD - (DISNEY NATURE IS DUMB DIMWITTED)
TINKERBELL ELSA (NATURE FAIRY GAURDIAN)
SHE IS A FAIRY OUT OF WATER, A FISH OUT OF WATER
AND EVERYONE WANTS TO KILL HER
SHE WILL PICK UP WORMS WHEN IT RAINS
YOU CANNOT TOUCH HER TREES
IF YOU STEP ON HER GRASS YOU DIE
SHE WILL WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT DURING A DROUGHT AND WATER THE PLANTS OUTSIDE FOR 3 HOURS IN HER PAJAMAS
AARON SORKIN : HAHHAHAHAHAHH PRIM
ME : YEAH
#SAVEPRIM
(WHO KILLED MOZART)
ME : WRITTEN WITH TIMBALAND AND ECO ARTS TV ?!?!?!?!
ME : AND THE HOOD ADOPTS ISLA
ME : GRETA CAN SHOW UP IN AN EPISODE LIKE A FUNNY MUGGLE WITH A BIG MOUTH - CHAMEO SHOW, FUNNY
ISLA IS A DANCER AND WILL COMPETE HIP HOP
AND SHE WILL LEARN BREAK DANCING - THE WHOLE THING
SHE IS A REINCARNATED NINJA MONK - AKA "BABY KALI" - OR "THE REAL SABRINA"
"OOOOOH WHITE GIRL CAN HANG, AND DANCE"
"EMINEM, DAD"
HOW DO YOU REHAB THE HOOD, ACTUALLY
GREEN CARBON FOOTPRINT
NETZACH CRI NEUTRAL
THE BALLERINAS BRING NETZACH
THEY TRAIN AND BRING GOOD NETZACH TO THE PLANET LIKE A LEGAL VERSION OF PIXIE HOLLOW AND HUFFLEPUFF
PUBLIC SELL FRAME
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THE KEEPER OF HUFFLEPUFF
TIMBALAND : GRACEY IS NOT ALLOWED IN EVERY SINGLE EPISODE
ME : YEAH GRACEY IS ALLOWED IN A FEW EPISODES
TIMBALAND : GRACEY IS FUNNY
ME : SHE WILL WRITE IT TOO
TIMBALAND : I LOVE THAT GIRL
ME : SHE IS ARCHANGEL RAPHAEL AND IS LIKE PATCH ADAMS AND ELLE WOODS AND FUNNY
TIMBALAND : THAT IS THE ONLY OTHER WHITE GIRL ON THE SHOW
TIMBALAND : EXCEPT FOR THE EPISODE WITH GRETA CHAMEO
ME : GRACEY'S WAND WAS RAD
ME : SHE WAS ALL HERMIT PATH, FOOL PATH, I AM GRYFFINDOR AND IN RAVENCLAW MEDICAL SCHOOL
ME : SHE HAD ELLE WOODS GLASSES
ME : SHE HAD ROAD SIGN SAYING (NOT DOING 5) - GEBURAH
ME : THE LANTERN IN THE HERMIT CARD
"I AM ALWAYS SMOKING" - TOTAL HUMILITY FROM ARCHANGEL RAPHAEL F
"I AM BEING BURRIED IN 5000 LAYERS OF DEFEAT"
AARON SORKIN : WE HAVE NEW EPISODES CONCEPTING BECAUSE THE WINDSORS WOULD CUT DOWN ALL THE TREES
AARON SORKIN : AS A FORM OF PUNISHMENT ON YOU LIVING IN THEIR BACKYARD DOING THAT
AARON SORKIN : YOU OPENED THEIR GUTTER IN FRONT OF THE PALACE AND YOU DUG IT
AARON SORKIN : AND YOU CLEANED IT OUT FOR THEM LIKE A FUCKING DIVA
AARON SORKIN : YOU WOULD DANCE IN FRONT OF THE PALACE LIKE A CUNT
AARON SORKIN : SO PRINCE CHARLES PRETEND KING CHARLES STARTED THE TREE CUTTING AFTER THE QUEEN DIED
AARON SORKIN : GARDEN SLAYING
ME : THE QUEEN WAS NOT GOING TO CUT DOWN TREES TO PUNISH ME
ME : SHE WAS GONNA CUT MY HEAD OFF MAYBE
AARON SORKIN : YOU SAID QUEEN ELIZABETH WAS KIND OF TIPHARETHY
ME : YEAH SHE WOULD SEND ME "UNDERSTANDING" MESSAGES
ME : LIKE SHE HAD A GENERAL UNDERSTANDING OF MY POSITION AND WORK AND TRAPS AND WARS AHEAD
ME : PRINCE CHARLES ON THE OTHER HAND ONLY SENT ENTITLEMENT MESSAGES TO ME
AARON SORKIN : THE BIRTH PLACE OF TINKERBELL IS HYDE PARK
ME : YEAH, ISLA AND ME WHERE THERE DAILY WORKING
ME : ISLA WAS THERE IN THE ASTRAL PLANES OWNING IT
ME : HYDE PARK WAS ALSO THE BRINGER OF NETZACH
AARON SORKIN : SO THE NETZACH CLASSES BEGIN WITH LONDON
ME : YEAH
ME : JAMES BARRIE AND PETER PAN WAS THE BRINGING OF THE REAL NETZACH TO THIS PLANET
ME : PETER PAN WAS A SLYTHERIN NICE KID LIVING IN NEVERLAND (NETZACH) - AGAINST THE WORLD OF MUGGLES
ME : THAT IS THE REAL QUANTUM SCIENCE VERSION OF PETER PAN
ANUBIS - PETER PAN
APEP - TINKERBELL
ANUBIS AND APEP LOVED EACH OTHER FOREVER
LUCIFER AND SABRINA
MARSHALL MATHERS AND ISLA WINTER
FULL METAL ALCHEMIST ELRIC AND ELSA
ME : ISLA OWNED HYDE PARK WHEN WE WERE THERE
ME : SHE SHOWED ME EVERYTHING AND SHOWED UP TO WORK
ELSA'S WANDED WAS DROPPED IN HACKNEY DOWNS - LIKE SHE WANTED
ME : NOT MCKENNA'S WAND
CHRIS PRATT : MINE AND YOURS WAS DROPPED AT THE RAVENCLAW PARK
ME : YEAH, AT THE TIBETAN CHERRY TREES
ME : MARSHALL'S WAND HAS UNKNOWN DISCLOSED LOCATION DROP TBD
ME : BUT IT IS "ABOVE THE ABYSS"
AUNTIE REY REY LIVED IN CRENSHAW
TIMBALAND : AUNTIE REY REY LIVED IN THE HOOD
TIMBALAND : AUNTIE REY REY HAS STORIES OF LIVING IN CRENSHAW FOR A FEW YEARS
ME : I WAS THE ONLY WHITE GIRL I EVER SAW
TIMBALAND : SHE LIVED WITH FREEMAN
TIMBALAND : ARCHANGEL RAPHAEL M
ME : NICEST MAN MOST HUMBLE MAN ON THE PLANET
TIMBALAND : LEXA IS THE SAME
ME : YEAH, ARGENTINA LA RIOJA, GUATEMALA AND THAILAND
TIMBALAND : OR AUNTIE REY REY LIVED IN A CAR PARKED ON THE STREETS OF LA
TIMBALAND : OR AUNTIE REY REY LIVED WITH MOM ABUSING HER
TIMBALAND : OR AUNTIE REY REY HAD A JOB AT FENDER BUZZFEED AND LIVED IN HOLLYWOOD FOR 3 YEARS (WHILE BEING STARR FUENTES' SLAVE AND TRAINING IN KABBALAH AND FREE INEXPENSIVE SHAMAN MEDICINE WORK)
TIMBALAND : OR AUNTIE REY REY LIVED IN LONDON FOR FOUR YEARS WITH VOLDEMORT TACKING OVER THE CABAL AFTER STARVING TO DEATH
TIMBALAND : AUNTIE REY REY MADE 25,000$ A YEAR AT BEST FOR OVER THE LAST DECADE (ON OUR GOOD YEARS)
TIMBALAND : WHILE STUDYING TO HELP THE PLANET
TIMBALAND : SHE WORKED OVER 100 HOURS A WEEK, MOSTLY FOR FREE AND TRAINING
TIMBALAND : NOW WE ARE OKAY
TIMBALAND : THE KHALEESI TEMPLE WAS BUILT IN OAKLAND !!!!!!!!!
ME : YEAH
TIMBALAND : NOW WE ARE OKAY LIVING WITH OUR LEFT WING SOCIAL PROGRESSIVE SISTER IN SAN FRANCISCO
TIMBALAND : THE BERKELY HIPPY THAT WENT TO ARGENTINA AND WAS DROPPED IN CRENSHAW (LA RIOJA)
TIMBALAND : AUNTIE LEXA IS A LAWYER THAT WORKS FOR THE DA ALAMEDA COUNTY FOR PAMELA PRICE
TIMBALAND : WE CAN BRING MEL TO HOLLYWOOD AND BRING HIM ONTO THIS SHOW
TIMBALAND : AND THAT CONTRACTOR GUY JOE MCDANIEL
TIMBALAND : THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS AND SHOWED UP DURING THE KHALEESI TEMPLE BUILD
TIMBALAND : WHAT IS THE FRIEND OF LEXA THAT IS THE MEXICAN LAWYER
ME : YEAH
ME : HIS WHOLE SPEECH IS IN THIS SHOW
ME : IT IS LIKE THE PREMISE FOR THIS SHOW
TIMBALAND : THE ILLEGALITY PREMISE OF THE US CONSTITUTION
ME : YEAH
ME : HIS NAME IS DANIEL
TIMBALAND : IT IS NOT THE PREMISE FOR THE SHOW
TIMBALAND : BUT IS A PREMISE FOR THE SHOW
RON FINLEY
HOW FUCKING STUPID IS THAT
NOT RON FINLEY - EVERYTHING ELSE
TIMBALAND : WHAT HE DID WAS NOTHING
TIMBALAND : RON FINLEY IS DUMB
ME : HE IS NOT THINKING CLEARLY
TIMBALAND : EXPLAIN THAT
ME : HE IS NOT A KHALEESI
ME : HE IS JUST A AVERAGE DUDE GUY
TIMBALAND : VOLDEMORT IS HINDU INDIAN
TIMBALAND : AND ALDON RON WEASLEY IS MEXICAN
ME : YEAH
TIMBALAND : MAHARAJ, SIMON KRISHNA MAHARAJ - THAT IS HINDU INDIAN
TIMBALAND : AND ALDON STONE IS A PALE FACED MEXICAN
ME : YEAH BASICALLY
TIMBALAND : NON WHITE GRYFFINDOR EXISTED
ME : A LOT MORE THAN IN THE BOOKS
ME : WHERE ARE YOU ??!??! ARE YOU THE BIG BLACK AUROR GUY ?!?!?!
ME : HADES
ME : IS THAT GUY HADES - IS THAT A HADES MIRROR
ME : KINGSLEY SHAKLEBOLT
ME : IS KINGSLEY SHAKLEBOLT A HADES MIRROR
ME : TIMBALAND YOU ARE KINGSLEY ?!?!?!?
ME : YEAH THERE YOU ARE
ME : I DID NOT KNOW BECAUSE OF THE AGE GENERATION SPLIT
ME : IT IS AT LEAST ONE LAYER MIRROR ANGLE
MARSHALL MATHERS : SHE IDENTIFIED YOU AT THE SAME TIME AS SHE DID ME
MARSHALL MATHERS : SAME MONTH 1 YEAR AND A HALF AGO
TIMBALAND : I KNOW
ME : YOU ARE NOT BLAZE
ME : ONE OF THE BEST FRIEND'S OF DRACO
ME : ARE YOU BLAZE ??!?!??!??
ME : YOU ARE NOT KINGSLEY - THAT BLOB IN THE ASTRAL PLANES IS NOT THE SAME BLOB IN THE ASTRAL PLANES I SEE WHEN I SEE YOU
ME : KINGSLEY IS A WEAK VERSION
ME : AND HADES BLOB IN THE ASTRAL PLANES IS DARK SAGE GREEN MIXED WITH BLACK
ME : YOU ARE A MUCH BIGGER BLOB IN THE ASTRAL PLANES THAN KINGSLEY
ME : OKAY SO FIND KINGLSEY ...
TIMBALAND : THAT IS OUR SHOW
TIMBALAND : WHO WOULD ARREST SPIELBERG LIKE HE IS A CABAL NIMWIT, BUT ALSO VOTE FOR SPIELBERG
TIMBALAND : KNOWINGLY ON THE WRONG SIDE
ME : NOT YOU
ME : NOT KINGSLEY
ME : THAT IS WHY - MIND BLOWN WHEN YOU BROUGHT THAT UP
TIMBALAND : CAN YOU IMAGINE ME AS A GOVERNMENT AGENT TOOL MAN
TIMBALAND : THAT IS ALSO STILL NOT ON OUR SIDE BUT KNOWS THAT
TIMBALAND : KINGSLEY IS AN UNDERCOVER SCAB
ME : THAT IS A DOUBLE AGENT
TIMBALAND : THAT
TIMBALAND : YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
ME : YOU ARE NOT A DOUBLE FUCKING AGENT
TIMBALAND : KINGSLEY IS A DOUBLE AGENT FOR THE ASCENDED MASTER ESTABLISHMENT
ME : THAT IS 6TH HOUSE
TIMBALAND : THAT IS HOW THE SHOW WAS WRITTEN !!!!!!!
TIMBALAND : JK ROWLING WAS A FUCKING SLYTHERIN
TIMBALAND : SHE KNEW NOTHING ABOUT 4TH HOUSE
TIMBALAND : SHE DID NOT EVEN KNOW 4TH HOUSE WAS AS SECRET AS FUCK AND NOT ON THE PLANET
TIMBALAND : KINGSLEY 6TH HOUSER
ME : YOU COMPETE FOR A 7TH HOUSE SEAT
TIMBALAND : THAT
ME : FOR THE HOUSE OF KHAMAEL SEAT
ME : FOR THE ARCHANGEL KHAMAEL SEAT M
TIMBALAND : SORRY
ME : HADES YOU WERE THE REASON I DID NOT DROWN TO DEATH
TIMBALAND : WHO IS BETTER
ME : COMPETE WITH CHRIS PRATT
TIMBALAND : THAT
ME : DO IT
ME : OR ARE YOU GOING TO GET SHOT
TIMBALAND : THAT '
TIMBALAND : HERA FUCKING KNEW TO HIDE THE BLACK PEOPLE
TIMBALAND : AND MISTY COULD COMPETE WITH LUNA LAINA HARD FOR ARCHANGEL ARIEL F SEAT
ME : BUT SHE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN SHOT
TIMBALAND : AND FREEMAN CAN HANDLE IT
ME : YEAH, FINN COULD DO IT
TIMBALAND : BECAUSE LITTLE WHITE GIRL GRACEY
ME : AND FREEMAN COMES OFF LIKE A TIBETAN MONK THAT IS BETTER NICER KINDER CLEANER MORE HUMBLE MORE WHOLE, MORE HEALTHY, MORE GROUNDED, MORE SINCERE THAN THE DALAI LAMA
TIMBALAND : THAT IS WHO AUNTIE REY REY LIVED WITH IN CRENSHAW
ME : HE WAS MY FAVORITE ROOMMATE IN THE WORLD
TIMBALAND : DEAN FUCKING THOMAS
ME : DOES FREEMAN WANT TO ACT IN THE SHOW
ME : CAST FOR HIM
TIMBALAND : MARKLE IS RELATED TO JOFFREY HOW
ME : I DO NOT KNOW
ME :
TIMBALAND : BECAUSE MARKLE IS A DEMON AND JOFFREY IS A TEDDY BEAR
ME : I HATE MARKLEY AND I LOVE JOFFREY
TIMBALAND : THAT IS THE SHOW
ME : MARKLE IS AN ENTITLED GOLD DIGGER NARCISSIST KNIFE RAPIST AND JOFFREY WAS ONE OF THE LOVES OF MY LIFE
ME : IN A TEDDY BEAR YOU ARE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS GROUP KIND OF WAY
TIMBALAND : ALSO IN CRENSHAW
ME : FREEMAN JOFFREY AND ALDON LIVED TOGETHER IN CRENSHAW
ME : AND I MOVED IN A FEW YEARS LATER
TIMBALAND : FREEMAN HAS KALI REN'S FURNITURE FROM CHILDHOOD AS HIS FURNITURE
ME : YEAH
ME : AFTER COLLEGE I GAVE HIM ALL MY FURNITURE
ME : FROM WHEN I WAS A KID
ME : THEY WOULD HELP ME MOVE IT ALL THE TIME LIKE I WAS A PRINCESS IN COLLEGE
ME : WHEN I WOULD MOVE FROM APARTMENT TO APARTMENT
ME : FREEMAN AND JOFFREY WOULD HELP ME MOVE IT ALWAYS
ME : SO I GAVE IT TO THEM AFTER COLLEGE WHEN I HAD NO PLACE TO LIVE
ME : AND THEN I FOUND A HOME WITH BRIANA IN SANTA MONICA IN A HOLE ROACH APARTMENT THAT WAS LIKE A CLOSET BUT ON THE BEACH
ME : 534$/MONTH RENT CONTROL CRACK ADDICT HOUSE
ME : BUT ON THE BEACH
ME : THEN I BECAME PSYCHIC AWAKE AND LIVED IN MY CAR AFTERWARDS
TIMBALAND : AUNTIE REY REY ALSO LIVED IN A CRACK ADDICT HOUSE
ME : FOR ABOUT 3 YEARS THERE TOO
TIMBALAND : LIKE REY LIVED WITH FINN
TIMBALAND : YEAH
ME : HE WAS MY JESUS MAN GUY IN MY LIFE
ME : SINCE 2002 ISH FOUNDATION YEAR
TIMBALAND : AND JOFFREY USED TO TAKE OUT AUNTIE REY REY'S CAR
ME :YEAH
ME : ALL THE TIME, WHENEVER HE NEEDED
ME : I HAD A 2 DOOR HONDA CIVIC STICK SHIFT
ME : AND JOFFREEY COULD DRIVE A STICK SHIFT
TIMBALAND : HE RUINED YOUR TIRES 3 TIMES !!!!!!!!!!
ME : AND HE ALWAYS REPLACED THE TIRES
ME : AND HE ALWAYS FILLED UP THE TANK OF GAS
ME : HE WOULD TURN INTO CURBS AND HE WOULD RUIN THE TIRE
ME : AND IT WAS ALWAYS THE SAME TIRE
TIMBALAND : LIKE IRIDESSA TAKES ELSA'S WAND AND THEN RUINS IT
TIMBALAND : AND SHE DOES NOT CARE
ME : NO, ELSA UNDERSTANDS WHY IRIDESSA NEEDS A WAND
ME :
TIMBALAND : THIS IS THE FUCKING SHOW
ISLA : DO NOT TOUCH MY FUCKING WAND !!!!!
TIMBALAND : AND RON FINLEY GOES TO JAIL BECAUSE HE IS BLACK
ME : AND THAT IS THE SHOW ALSO
ME : JOSH SAID SOMETHING TO ME ONCE THAT STAYED WITH ME FOREVER
TIMBALAND : JOSH ALFARO IS A GAUTEMALAN
ME : MY BEST FRIEND FROM COLLEGE
TIMBALAND : STORY
ME : JOSH WAS WATCHING ME CROSS A FIELD (TRESPASSING???)
ME : FROM HIS CAR HE WAS WATCHING ME, JUST WALK ACROSS THE FIELD, INSTEAD OF "TAKE THE DESIGNATED PATHS"
(JOSH : OH YOU ARE DEFINITELY A WHITE GIRL)
ME : AND IT STAYED WITH ME FOREVER "I CAN USE THAT"
ME : I AM MALEFICENT
ME : THAT IS MY LAND
TIMBALAND : THAT
TIMBALAND : HERA
TIMBALAND : 2017 THAT STORY HAPPENED
ME : JOSH IS THE REINCARNATION (PROBABLY) OF MAHAVATAR BABAJI
ME :
TIMBALAND : IRIDESSA NEEDS TO COMPETE WITH ELSA
ME : HARD
THIS IS NOT "BRING IT ON"
THIS IS OUR PLANET IS DYING AND THE CABAL WANTS TO KIDNAP ELSA AND KNIFE RAPE HER
JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
JUST FOR EVEN TRYING TO HELP
SO IRIDESSA AND ISLA ARE BFF
EVEN IF IRIDESSA WANTS TO COMPETE ALL DAY LONG
AT HARD CORE MEAN LEVELS
TIMBALAND : WHO IS YOUR BFF BLACK GIRL FRIEND
ME : I DID NOT HAVE ONE
ME : BEST WAS ASHLEY VERSHER IN MESINER RUSKIN
ME : AND MISTY IN THE ASTRAL PLANES
ME : NOW SHONDA RIMES WRITING ?!??!?! - COFFEE BLACK SHOW
ME : VIOLA DAVIS MOTHER GUIDE IN ASTRAL PLANES
ME : AND OCTAVIA SPENCER COMES THROUGH IN THE ASTRAL PLANES TO HELP AND GUIDANCE
TIMBALAND : STEFFLON DON
ME : YEAH
ME : THAT GIRL WAS COOL
ME : I SAW HER IN ONE VIDEO AND WENT "MINE"
TIMBALAND : AND I TOLD YOU TO PUT HER IN THE COFFEE BLACK SHOW
ME : AND THEN ERICA KELLEY KINDA MY FRIEND
ME :: BUT ERICA WAS SUNNY'S FRIEND AND SUNNY WAS MY FRIEND
ME : AND THEY WERE BEST FRIENDS SINCE FOREVER
"FUSCHIA AND MAGENTA"
WERE THEIR KNICKNAMES
TIMBALAND : WHO WAS YOUR BEST NON WHITE BFF GIRL FRIEND
ME : LYNNE
TIMBALAND : FRENCH CHINESE
ME : WITH FRECKLES
ME : SHE WAS ONE OF THE MOST TRUSTWORTHY BUFFY NINJA GIRLS SHARP CUTTING INDEPENDENT PEOPLE ON THE PLANET
ME : NINA JOSHI - INDIAN PRINCESS GIRL
TIMBALAND : NINA JOSHI IS A SUPER RICH INDIAN
ME : UPPER CLASS WHITE INDIAN - MUMBAI ?!?! - SHE IS NOT HINDU - HER RELIGIOUS BACKGROUND WAS FASCINATING
ME : SHE HAS STORIES FROM INDIA THAT WERE MIND BLOWING
ME : SHE WAS NOT MUSLIM EITHER
ME : SHE WAS A RELIGIOUS SECT THAT GOT CAUGHT IN THE WARS BETWEEN THE TWO
ME : AND THEN I DID NOT HAVE A LOT OF GIRL FRIENDS IN REALITY
ME : CHO CHANG KINDA - BUT ALWAYS BUSY, I LIKED CHARLENE A LOT BUT SHE WAS AT ARMS LENGTH MOST OF THE TIME
ME :
ME : THEN SUNNY
ME : SO IT WAS LYNNE (HARD CORE), SUNNY, NINA, THEN CHARLENEY
ME : NINA AND SUNNY INTERCHANGE SOMETIMES
ME : WHITE GIRLS - MELZA, LAINA, ERIN PRESTON, BRIANA, SARAH EKSTROM, NINA HESTER
TIMBALAND : THOSE GIRLS ARE ALL FREAKS
ME : AND NOW I HAVE KELLIE
TIMBALAND : MORGANA LA FEY
TIMBALAND : THOSE ARE LIKE THE WHITE GIRLS IN PIXIE HOLLOW
ME : SARAH EKSTROM IS KINDA LIKE VIDIA
ME : LIKE BRIANA IS LIKE THE FASHION ROSE GIRL
TIMBALAND :
ME : I AM THINKING
ME : ERIN IS KINDA LIKE FAUN
TIMBALAND : THAT IS IT FOR MALEFICENT
ME : ASHELY MAZANEC
TIMBALAND : THAT IS YOUR SISTER'S FRIEND
TIMBALAND : SHE LIKES YOU THOUGH
TIMBALAND : ELIJAH WOOD USED TO GO TO SWINGERS TO HIT ON BRIANA
ME : YEAH PROBABLY
ME : ERIN WALSH KINDA - I LIKED ERIN WALSH, I WOULD BE HER FRIEND NON WORK IN THE REAL WORLD
TIMBALAND : PUT UP A PICTURE OF ASHLEY VERSHER
TIMBALAND : SHE IS THE SHOW
TIMBALAND : TO THE RIGHT PUT UP ERICA KELLEY
TIMBALAND : WHAT IS THE DIFFERNCE BETWEEN THE TWO
ME : ASHLEY WILL FUCKING COMPETE
ME : AND ERICA IS MORE FUN DOWN TO EARTH COMMUNITY ORIENTED
TIMBALAND : ASHLEY IS A FURY DRAGON
ME : LIKE MEL AND JOE MCDANIEL
TIMBALAND : DO NOT STEAL MY WAND !!!!!
TIMBALAND : THERE IS IT
TIMBALAND : I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
TIMBALAND :
TIMBALAND : NOW IMAGINE CROSSING THE FIELD
ME : YEAH
ME : WITH HER
TIMBALAND : WE WILL GET THE GUYS UP HERE
TIMBALAND : ASHLEY WAS YOUR MEISNER PARTNER BEFORE YOU GOT "LET GO" OF HUGE AND HAD TO GO OFF TO TRAIN WITH "URSULA"
ME : I WOULD HAVE STAYED IF
TIMBALAND : KYLO
TIMBALAND : THAT HARRY POTTER PIECE OF SHIT IS KYLO REN
TIMBALAND : NOW PUT UP MISTY COPELAND AND SUNNY
TIMBALAND : SUNNY IS NOT A WHITE GIRL (MANDATORY)
SERIES NOTES
Timbaland and his family want to be evelvated, honorable, respectable, responsible, empowered, employed.
FORMULA BREAKDOWN OF EACH EPISODE
TITLE IS ISSUE TO BE RESOLVED
THERE ARE ISSUES IN GREEN MOVEMENTS - ONE FOR EACH EPISODE WITH NUANCES
THE BACKLASH IS BROUGHT UP
THE LONGSTANDING CABAL POINTS BROUGHT UP IN EVERY EPISODE
ALL ANTI WHITE GIRL ISSUE (HOW ISLA IS NOT ACCEPTED BY AT LEAST ONE OF THE CREW)
"I DO NOT LIKE THE WIERDO WHITE GIRL IN OUR GROUP" (SHE IS A FREAK)- (LIKE SHE DOES NOT EVEN TALK)
AUNTIE REY REY EATS KIMCHI FOR BREAKFAST
ISLA HAS TO "DODGE BULLETS" TO GET ANYTHING DONE (HIDING MAGICK, AND HIDING GOOD DEEDS) - SHE "SNEAKS" AROUND LITERALLY
WE HAVE OUR OWN STORIES !!!!
IRIDESSA : I AM GOING TO CATCH UP TO THAT
IRIDESSA : I AM GONNA SHIT ON THAT
CAST LIKE
ISLA WINTER
ATTITUDE MEAN RUE / MEAN IRIDESSA
MISTY COPELAND
MISTY BLACK BALLERINA GIRLS DANCER ACTRESS CREW
TIMBALAND AND HIS CREW
CAN "SUNNY AND NACHO" BE IN THE SHOW
SUNNY SORIANO AND ERICA KELLEY
SUNNY IS NOT WHITE GIRL (NATIVE AMERICAN)
HIPPY BURNERS ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS MODEL ACTRESS CIRQUE
PLOT SUMMARY
ISLA WINTER IS WRITING HALF THIS SHOW IN THE ASTRAL PLANES - REAL WORLD
ARCHANGEL HANIEL BRINGS NETZACH AND MAGICK TO THE HOOD - (DISNEY NATURE IS DUMB DIMWITTED)
TINKERBELL ELSA (NATURE FAIRY GAURDIAN)
SHE IS A FAIRY OUT OF WATER, A FISH OUT OF WATER
AND EVERYONE WANTS TO KILL HER
SHE WILL PICK UP WORMS WHEN IT RAINS
YOU CANNOT TOUCH HER TREES
IF YOU STEP ON HER GRASS YOU DIE
SHE WILL WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT DURING A DROUGHT AND WATER THE PLANTS OUTSIDE FOR 3 HOURS IN HER PAJAMAS
AARON SORKIN : HAHHAHAHAHAHH PRIM
ME : YEAH
#SAVEPRIM
(WHO KILLED MOZART)
ME : WRITTEN WITH TIMBALAND AND ECO ARTS TV ?!?!?!?!
ME : AND THE HOOD ADOPTS ISLA
ME : GRETA CAN SHOW UP IN AN EPISODE LIKE A FUNNY MUGGLE WITH A BIG MOUTH - CHAMEO SHOW, FUNNY
ISLA IS A DANCER AND WILL COMPETE HIP HOP
AND SHE WILL LEARN BREAK DANCING - THE WHOLE THING
SHE IS A REINCARNATED NINJA MONK - AKA "BABY KALI" - OR "THE REAL SABRINA"
"OOOOOH WHITE GIRL CAN HANG, AND DANCE"
"EMINEM, DAD"
HOW DO YOU REHAB THE HOOD, ACTUALLY
GREEN CARBON FOOTPRINT
NETZACH CRI NEUTRAL
THE BALLERINAS BRING NETZACH
THEY TRAIN AND BRING GOOD NETZACH TO THE PLANET LIKE A LEGAL VERSION OF PIXIE HOLLOW AND HUFFLEPUFF
PUBLIC SELL FRAME
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THE KEEPER OF HUFFLEPUFF
TIMBALAND : GRACEY IS NOT ALLOWED IN EVERY SINGLE EPISODE
ME : YEAH GRACEY IS ALLOWED IN A FEW EPISODES
TIMBALAND : GRACEY IS FUNNY
ME : SHE WILL WRITE IT TOO
TIMBALAND : I LOVE THAT GIRL
ME : SHE IS ARCHANGEL RAPHAEL AND IS LIKE PATCH ADAMS AND ELLE WOODS AND FUNNY
TIMBALAND : THAT IS THE ONLY OTHER WHITE GIRL ON THE SHOW
TIMBALAND : EXCEPT FOR THE EPISODE WITH GRETA CHAMEO
ME : GRACEY'S WAND WAS RAD
ME : SHE WAS ALL HERMIT PATH, FOOL PATH, I AM GRYFFINDOR AND IN RAVENCLAW MEDICAL SCHOOL
ME : SHE HAD ELLE WOODS GLASSES
ME : SHE HAD ROAD SIGN SAYING (NOT DOING 5) - GEBURAH
ME : THE LANTERN IN THE HERMIT CARD
"I AM ALWAYS SMOKING" - TOTAL HUMILITY FROM ARCHANGEL RAPHAEL F
"I AM BEING BURRIED IN 5000 LAYERS OF DEFEAT"
AARON SORKIN : WE HAVE NEW EPISODES CONCEPTING BECAUSE THE WINDSORS WOULD CUT DOWN ALL THE TREES
AARON SORKIN : AS A FORM OF PUNISHMENT ON YOU LIVING IN THEIR BACKYARD DOING THAT
AARON SORKIN : YOU OPENED THEIR GUTTER IN FRONT OF THE PALACE AND YOU DUG IT
AARON SORKIN : AND YOU CLEANED IT OUT FOR THEM LIKE A FUCKING DIVA
AARON SORKIN : YOU WOULD DANCE IN FRONT OF THE PALACE LIKE A CUNT
AARON SORKIN : SO PRINCE CHARLES PRETEND KING CHARLES STARTED THE TREE CUTTING AFTER THE QUEEN DIED
AARON SORKIN : GARDEN SLAYING
ME : THE QUEEN WAS NOT GOING TO CUT DOWN TREES TO PUNISH ME
ME : SHE WAS GONNA CUT MY HEAD OFF MAYBE
AARON SORKIN : YOU SAID QUEEN ELIZABETH WAS KIND OF TIPHARETHY
ME : YEAH SHE WOULD SEND ME "UNDERSTANDING" MESSAGES
ME : LIKE SHE HAD A GENERAL UNDERSTANDING OF MY POSITION AND WORK AND TRAPS AND WARS AHEAD
ME : PRINCE CHARLES ON THE OTHER HAND ONLY SENT ENTITLEMENT MESSAGES TO ME
AARON SORKIN : THE BIRTH PLACE OF TINKERBELL IS HYDE PARK
ME : YEAH, ISLA AND ME WHERE THERE DAILY WORKING
ME : ISLA WAS THERE IN THE ASTRAL PLANES OWNING IT
ME : HYDE PARK WAS ALSO THE BRINGER OF NETZACH
AARON SORKIN : SO THE NETZACH CLASSES BEGIN WITH LONDON
ME : YEAH
ME : JAMES BARRIE AND PETER PAN WAS THE BRINGING OF THE REAL NETZACH TO THIS PLANET
ME : PETER PAN WAS A SLYTHERIN NICE KID LIVING IN NEVERLAND (NETZACH) - AGAINST THE WORLD OF MUGGLES
ME : THAT IS THE REAL QUANTUM SCIENCE VERSION OF PETER PAN
ANUBIS - PETER PAN
APEP - TINKERBELL
ANUBIS AND APEP LOVED EACH OTHER FOREVER
LUCIFER AND SABRINA
MARSHALL MATHERS AND ISLA WINTER
FULL METAL ALCHEMIST ELRIC AND ELSA
ME : ISLA OWNED HYDE PARK WHEN WE WERE THERE
ME : SHE SHOWED ME EVERYTHING AND SHOWED UP TO WORK
ELSA'S WANDED WAS DROPPED IN HACKNEY DOWNS - LIKE SHE WANTED
ME : NOT MCKENNA'S WAND
CHRIS PRATT : MINE AND YOURS WAS DROPPED AT THE RAVENCLAW PARK
ME : YEAH, AT THE TIBETAN CHERRY TREES
ME : MARSHALL'S WAND HAS UNKNOWN DISCLOSED LOCATION DROP TBD
ME : BUT IT IS "ABOVE THE ABYSS"
AUNTIE REY REY LIVED IN CRENSHAW
TIMBALAND : AUNTIE REY REY LIVED IN THE HOOD
TIMBALAND : AUNTIE REY REY HAS STORIES OF LIVING IN CRENSHAW FOR A FEW YEARS
ME : I WAS THE ONLY WHITE GIRL I EVER SAW
TIMBALAND : SHE LIVED WITH FREEMAN
TIMBALAND : ARCHANGEL RAPHAEL M
ME : NICEST MAN MOST HUMBLE MAN ON THE PLANET
TIMBALAND : LEXA IS THE SAME
ME : YEAH, ARGENTINA LA RIOJA, GUATEMALA AND THAILAND
TIMBALAND : OR AUNTIE REY REY LIVED IN A CAR PARKED ON THE STREETS OF LA
TIMBALAND : OR AUNTIE REY REY LIVED WITH MOM ABUSING HER
TIMBALAND : OR AUNTIE REY REY HAD A JOB AT FENDER BUZZFEED AND LIVED IN HOLLYWOOD FOR 3 YEARS (WHILE BEING STARR FUENTES' SLAVE AND TRAINING IN KABBALAH AND FREE INEXPENSIVE SHAMAN MEDICINE WORK)
TIMBALAND : OR AUNTIE REY REY LIVED IN LONDON FOR FOUR YEARS WITH VOLDEMORT TACKING OVER THE CABAL AFTER STARVING TO DEATH
TIMBALAND : AUNTIE REY REY MADE 25,000$ A YEAR AT BEST FOR OVER THE LAST DECADE (ON OUR GOOD YEARS)
TIMBALAND : WHILE STUDYING TO HELP THE PLANET
TIMBALAND : SHE WORKED OVER 100 HOURS A WEEK, MOSTLY FOR FREE AND TRAINING
TIMBALAND : NOW WE ARE OKAY
TIMBALAND : THE KHALEESI TEMPLE WAS BUILT IN OAKLAND !!!!!!!!!
ME : YEAH
TIMBALAND : NOW WE ARE OKAY LIVING WITH OUR LEFT WING SOCIAL PROGRESSIVE SISTER IN SAN FRANCISCO
TIMBALAND : THE BERKELY HIPPY THAT WENT TO ARGENTINA AND WAS DROPPED IN CRENSHAW (LA RIOJA)
TIMBALAND : AUNTIE LEXA IS A LAWYER THAT WORKS FOR THE DA ALAMEDA COUNTY FOR PAMELA PRICE
TIMBALAND : WE CAN BRING MEL TO HOLLYWOOD AND BRING HIM ONTO THIS SHOW
TIMBALAND : AND THAT CONTRACTOR GUY JOE MCDANIEL
TIMBALAND : THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS AND SHOWED UP DURING THE KHALEESI TEMPLE BUILD
TIMBALAND : WHAT IS THE FRIEND OF LEXA THAT IS THE MEXICAN LAWYER
ME : YEAH
ME : HIS WHOLE SPEECH IS IN THIS SHOW
ME : IT IS LIKE THE PREMISE FOR THIS SHOW
TIMBALAND : THE ILLEGALITY PREMISE OF THE US CONSTITUTION
ME : YEAH
ME : HIS NAME IS DANIEL
TIMBALAND : IT IS NOT THE PREMISE FOR THE SHOW
TIMBALAND : BUT IS A PREMISE FOR THE SHOW
RON FINLEY
HOW FUCKING STUPID IS THAT
NOT RON FINLEY - EVERYTHING ELSE
TIMBALAND : WHAT HE DID WAS NOTHING
TIMBALAND : RON FINLEY IS DUMB
ME : HE IS NOT THINKING CLEARLY
TIMBALAND : EXPLAIN THAT
ME : HE IS NOT A KHALEESI
ME : HE IS JUST A AVERAGE DUDE GUY
TIMBALAND : VOLDEMORT IS HINDU INDIAN
TIMBALAND : AND ALDON RON WEASLEY IS MEXICAN
ME : YEAH
TIMBALAND : MAHARAJ, SIMON KRISHNA MAHARAJ - THAT IS HINDU INDIAN
TIMBALAND : AND ALDON STONE IS A PALE FACED MEXICAN
ME : YEAH BASICALLY
TIMBALAND : NON WHITE GRYFFINDOR EXISTED
ME : A LOT MORE THAN IN THE BOOKS
ME : WHERE ARE YOU ??!??! ARE YOU THE BIG BLACK AUROR GUY ?!?!?!
ME : HADES
ME : IS THAT GUY HADES - IS THAT A HADES MIRROR
ME : KINGSLEY SHAKLEBOLT
ME : IS KINGSLEY SHAKLEBOLT A HADES MIRROR
ME : TIMBALAND YOU ARE KINGSLEY ?!?!?!?
ME : YEAH THERE YOU ARE
ME : I DID NOT KNOW BECAUSE OF THE AGE GENERATION SPLIT
ME : IT IS AT LEAST ONE LAYER MIRROR ANGLE
MARSHALL MATHERS : SHE IDENTIFIED YOU AT THE SAME TIME AS SHE DID ME
MARSHALL MATHERS : SAME MONTH 1 YEAR AND A HALF AGO
TIMBALAND : I KNOW
ME : YOU ARE NOT BLAZE
ME : ONE OF THE BEST FRIEND'S OF DRACO
ME : ARE YOU BLAZE ??!?!??!??
ME : YOU ARE NOT KINGSLEY - THAT BLOB IN THE ASTRAL PLANES IS NOT THE SAME BLOB IN THE ASTRAL PLANES I SEE WHEN I SEE YOU
ME : KINGSLEY IS A WEAK VERSION
ME : AND HADES BLOB IN THE ASTRAL PLANES IS DARK SAGE GREEN MIXED WITH BLACK
ME : YOU ARE A MUCH BIGGER BLOB IN THE ASTRAL PLANES THAN KINGSLEY
ME : OKAY SO FIND KINGLSEY ...
TIMBALAND : THAT IS OUR SHOW
TIMBALAND : WHO WOULD ARREST SPIELBERG LIKE HE IS A CABAL NIMWIT, BUT ALSO VOTE FOR SPIELBERG
TIMBALAND : KNOWINGLY ON THE WRONG SIDE
ME : NOT YOU
ME : NOT KINGSLEY
ME : THAT IS WHY - MIND BLOWN WHEN YOU BROUGHT THAT UP
TIMBALAND : CAN YOU IMAGINE ME AS A GOVERNMENT AGENT TOOL MAN
TIMBALAND : THAT IS ALSO STILL NOT ON OUR SIDE BUT KNOWS THAT
TIMBALAND : KINGSLEY IS AN UNDERCOVER SCAB
ME : THAT IS A DOUBLE AGENT
TIMBALAND : THAT
TIMBALAND : YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
ME : YOU ARE NOT A DOUBLE FUCKING AGENT
TIMBALAND : KINGSLEY IS A DOUBLE AGENT FOR THE ASCENDED MASTER ESTABLISHMENT
ME : THAT IS 6TH HOUSE
TIMBALAND : THAT IS HOW THE SHOW WAS WRITTEN !!!!!!!
TIMBALAND : JK ROWLING WAS A FUCKING SLYTHERIN
TIMBALAND : SHE KNEW NOTHING ABOUT 4TH HOUSE
TIMBALAND : SHE DID NOT EVEN KNOW 4TH HOUSE WAS AS SECRET AS FUCK AND NOT ON THE PLANET
TIMBALAND : KINGSLEY 6TH HOUSER
ME : YOU COMPETE FOR A 7TH HOUSE SEAT
TIMBALAND : THAT
ME : FOR THE HOUSE OF KHAMAEL SEAT
ME : FOR THE ARCHANGEL KHAMAEL SEAT M
TIMBALAND : SORRY
ME : HADES YOU WERE THE REASON I DID NOT DROWN TO DEATH
TIMBALAND : WHO IS BETTER
ME : COMPETE WITH CHRIS PRATT
TIMBALAND : THAT
ME : DO IT
ME : OR ARE YOU GOING TO GET SHOT
TIMBALAND : THAT '
TIMBALAND : HERA FUCKING KNEW TO HIDE THE BLACK PEOPLE
TIMBALAND : AND MISTY COULD COMPETE WITH LUNA LAINA HARD FOR ARCHANGEL ARIEL F SEAT
ME : BUT SHE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN SHOT
TIMBALAND : AND FREEMAN CAN HANDLE IT
ME : YEAH, FINN COULD DO IT
TIMBALAND : BECAUSE LITTLE WHITE GIRL GRACEY
ME : AND FREEMAN COMES OFF LIKE A TIBETAN MONK THAT IS BETTER NICER KINDER CLEANER MORE HUMBLE MORE WHOLE, MORE HEALTHY, MORE GROUNDED, MORE SINCERE THAN THE DALAI LAMA
TIMBALAND : THAT IS WHO AUNTIE REY REY LIVED WITH IN CRENSHAW
ME : HE WAS MY FAVORITE ROOMMATE IN THE WORLD
TIMBALAND : DEAN FUCKING THOMAS
ME : DOES FREEMAN WANT TO ACT IN THE SHOW
ME : CAST FOR HIM
TIMBALAND : MARKLE IS RELATED TO JOFFREY HOW
ME : I DO NOT KNOW
ME :
TIMBALAND : BECAUSE MARKLE IS A DEMON AND JOFFREY IS A TEDDY BEAR
ME : I HATE MARKLEY AND I LOVE JOFFREY
TIMBALAND : THAT IS THE SHOW
ME : MARKLE IS AN ENTITLED GOLD DIGGER NARCISSIST KNIFE RAPIST AND JOFFREY WAS ONE OF THE LOVES OF MY LIFE
ME : IN A TEDDY BEAR YOU ARE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS GROUP KIND OF WAY
TIMBALAND : ALSO IN CRENSHAW
ME : FREEMAN JOFFREY AND ALDON LIVED TOGETHER IN CRENSHAW
ME : AND I MOVED IN A FEW YEARS LATER
TIMBALAND : FREEMAN HAS KALI REN'S FURNITURE FROM CHILDHOOD AS HIS FURNITURE
ME : YEAH
ME : AFTER COLLEGE I GAVE HIM ALL MY FURNITURE
ME : FROM WHEN I WAS A KID
ME : THEY WOULD HELP ME MOVE IT ALL THE TIME LIKE I WAS A PRINCESS IN COLLEGE
ME : WHEN I WOULD MOVE FROM APARTMENT TO APARTMENT
ME : FREEMAN AND JOFFREY WOULD HELP ME MOVE IT ALWAYS
ME : SO I GAVE IT TO THEM AFTER COLLEGE WHEN I HAD NO PLACE TO LIVE
ME : AND THEN I FOUND A HOME WITH BRIANA IN SANTA MONICA IN A HOLE ROACH APARTMENT THAT WAS LIKE A CLOSET BUT ON THE BEACH
ME : 534$/MONTH RENT CONTROL CRACK ADDICT HOUSE
ME : BUT ON THE BEACH
ME : THEN I BECAME PSYCHIC AWAKE AND LIVED IN MY CAR AFTERWARDS
TIMBALAND : AUNTIE REY REY ALSO LIVED IN A CRACK ADDICT HOUSE
ME : FOR ABOUT 3 YEARS THERE TOO
TIMBALAND : LIKE REY LIVED WITH FINN
TIMBALAND : YEAH
ME : HE WAS MY JESUS MAN GUY IN MY LIFE
ME : SINCE 2002 ISH FOUNDATION YEAR
TIMBALAND : AND JOFFREY USED TO TAKE OUT AUNTIE REY REY'S CAR
ME :YEAH
ME : ALL THE TIME, WHENEVER HE NEEDED
ME : I HAD A 2 DOOR HONDA CIVIC STICK SHIFT
ME : AND JOFFREEY COULD DRIVE A STICK SHIFT
TIMBALAND : HE RUINED YOUR TIRES 3 TIMES !!!!!!!!!!
ME : AND HE ALWAYS REPLACED THE TIRES
ME : AND HE ALWAYS FILLED UP THE TANK OF GAS
ME : HE WOULD TURN INTO CURBS AND HE WOULD RUIN THE TIRE
ME : AND IT WAS ALWAYS THE SAME TIRE
TIMBALAND : LIKE IRIDESSA TAKES ELSA'S WAND AND THEN RUINS IT
TIMBALAND : AND SHE DOES NOT CARE
ME : NO, ELSA UNDERSTANDS WHY IRIDESSA NEEDS A WAND
ME :
TIMBALAND : THIS IS THE FUCKING SHOW
ISLA : DO NOT TOUCH MY FUCKING WAND !!!!!
TIMBALAND : AND RON FINLEY GOES TO JAIL BECAUSE HE IS BLACK
ME : AND THAT IS THE SHOW ALSO
ME : JOSH SAID SOMETHING TO ME ONCE THAT STAYED WITH ME FOREVER
TIMBALAND : JOSH ALFARO IS A GAUTEMALAN
ME : MY BEST FRIEND FROM COLLEGE
TIMBALAND : STORY
ME : JOSH WAS WATCHING ME CROSS A FIELD (TRESPASSING???)
ME : FROM HIS CAR HE WAS WATCHING ME, JUST WALK ACROSS THE FIELD, INSTEAD OF "TAKE THE DESIGNATED PATHS"
(JOSH : OH YOU ARE DEFINITELY A WHITE GIRL)
ME : AND IT STAYED WITH ME FOREVER "I CAN USE THAT"
ME : I AM MALEFICENT
ME : THAT IS MY LAND
TIMBALAND : THAT
TIMBALAND : HERA
TIMBALAND : 2017 THAT STORY HAPPENED
ME : JOSH IS THE REINCARNATION (PROBABLY) OF MAHAVATAR BABAJI
ME :
TIMBALAND : IRIDESSA NEEDS TO COMPETE WITH ELSA
ME : HARD
THIS IS NOT "BRING IT ON"
THIS IS OUR PLANET IS DYING AND THE CABAL WANTS TO KIDNAP ELSA AND KNIFE RAPE HER
JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
JUST FOR EVEN TRYING TO HELP
SO IRIDESSA AND ISLA ARE BFF
EVEN IF IRIDESSA WANTS TO COMPETE ALL DAY LONG
AT HARD CORE MEAN LEVELS
TIMBALAND : WHO IS YOUR BFF BLACK GIRL FRIEND
ME : I DID NOT HAVE ONE
ME : BEST WAS ASHLEY VERSHER IN MESINER RUSKIN
ME : AND MISTY IN THE ASTRAL PLANES
ME : NOW SHONDA RIMES WRITING ?!??!?! - COFFEE BLACK SHOW
ME : VIOLA DAVIS MOTHER GUIDE IN ASTRAL PLANES
ME : AND OCTAVIA SPENCER COMES THROUGH IN THE ASTRAL PLANES TO HELP AND GUIDANCE
TIMBALAND : STEFFLON DON
ME : YEAH
ME : THAT GIRL WAS COOL
ME : I SAW HER IN ONE VIDEO AND WENT "MINE"
TIMBALAND : AND I TOLD YOU TO PUT HER IN THE COFFEE BLACK SHOW
ME : AND THEN ERICA KELLEY KINDA MY FRIEND
ME :: BUT ERICA WAS SUNNY'S FRIEND AND SUNNY WAS MY FRIEND
ME : AND THEY WERE BEST FRIENDS SINCE FOREVER
"FUSCHIA AND MAGENTA"
WERE THEIR KNICKNAMES
TIMBALAND : WHO WAS YOUR BEST NON WHITE BFF GIRL FRIEND
ME : LYNNE
TIMBALAND : FRENCH CHINESE
ME : WITH FRECKLES
ME : SHE WAS ONE OF THE MOST TRUSTWORTHY BUFFY NINJA GIRLS SHARP CUTTING INDEPENDENT PEOPLE ON THE PLANET
ME : NINA JOSHI - INDIAN PRINCESS GIRL
TIMBALAND : NINA JOSHI IS A SUPER RICH INDIAN
ME : UPPER CLASS WHITE INDIAN - MUMBAI ?!?! - SHE IS NOT HINDU - HER RELIGIOUS BACKGROUND WAS FASCINATING
ME : SHE HAS STORIES FROM INDIA THAT WERE MIND BLOWING
ME : SHE WAS NOT MUSLIM EITHER
ME : SHE WAS A RELIGIOUS SECT THAT GOT CAUGHT IN THE WARS BETWEEN THE TWO
ME : AND THEN I DID NOT HAVE A LOT OF GIRL FRIENDS IN REALITY
ME : CHO CHANG KINDA - BUT ALWAYS BUSY, I LIKED CHARLENE A LOT BUT SHE WAS AT ARMS LENGTH MOST OF THE TIME
ME :
ME : THEN SUNNY
ME : SO IT WAS LYNNE (HARD CORE), SUNNY, NINA, THEN CHARLENEY
ME : NINA AND SUNNY INTERCHANGE SOMETIMES
ME : WHITE GIRLS - MELZA, LAINA, ERIN PRESTON, BRIANA, SARAH EKSTROM, NINA HESTER
TIMBALAND : THOSE GIRLS ARE ALL FREAKS
ME : AND NOW I HAVE KELLIE
TIMBALAND : MORGANA LA FEY
TIMBALAND : THOSE ARE LIKE THE WHITE GIRLS IN PIXIE HOLLOW
ME : SARAH EKSTROM IS KINDA LIKE VIDIA
ME : LIKE BRIANA IS LIKE THE FASHION ROSE GIRL
TIMBALAND :
ME : I AM THINKING
ME : ERIN IS KINDA LIKE FAUN
TIMBALAND : THAT IS IT FOR MALEFICENT
ME : ASHELY MAZANEC
TIMBALAND : THAT IS YOUR SISTER'S FRIEND
TIMBALAND : SHE LIKES YOU THOUGH
TIMBALAND : ELIJAH WOOD USED TO GO TO SWINGERS TO HIT ON BRIANA
ME : YEAH PROBABLY
ME : ERIN WALSH KINDA - I LIKED ERIN WALSH, I WOULD BE HER FRIEND NON WORK IN THE REAL WORLD
TIMBALAND : PUT UP A PICTURE OF ASHLEY VERSHER
TIMBALAND : SHE IS THE SHOW
TIMBALAND : TO THE RIGHT PUT UP ERICA KELLEY
TIMBALAND : WHAT IS THE DIFFERNCE BETWEEN THE TWO
ME : ASHLEY WILL FUCKING COMPETE
ME : AND ERICA IS MORE FUN DOWN TO EARTH COMMUNITY ORIENTED
TIMBALAND : ASHLEY IS A FURY DRAGON
ME : LIKE MEL AND JOE MCDANIEL
TIMBALAND : DO NOT STEAL MY WAND !!!!!
TIMBALAND : THERE IS IT
TIMBALAND : I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
TIMBALAND :
TIMBALAND : NOW IMAGINE CROSSING THE FIELD
ME : YEAH
ME : WITH HER
TIMBALAND : WE WILL GET THE GUYS UP HERE
TIMBALAND : ASHLEY WAS YOUR MEISNER PARTNER BEFORE YOU GOT "LET GO" OF HUGE AND HAD TO GO OFF TO TRAIN WITH "URSULA"
ME : I WOULD HAVE STAYED IF
TIMBALAND : KYLO
TIMBALAND : THAT HARRY POTTER PIECE OF SHIT IS KYLO REN
TIMBALAND : NOW PUT UP MISTY COPELAND AND SUNNY
TIMBALAND : SUNNY IS NOT A WHITE GIRL (MANDATORY)
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TIMBALAND : BECAUSE WHEN YOU GOOGLE ERICA KELLY, AND ERICA KELLEY, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
TIMBALAND : AND SHE IS A PROFESSIONAL MODEL WHO HAS BEEN IN THE INDUSTRY FOR OVER 15 YEARS
TIMBALAND : YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY GOOGLE "ERICA KELLEY MODEL"
TIMBALAND : AND THEN YOU GET ONE LINK
TIMBALAND : YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY GOOGLE "ERICA KELLEY MODEL"
TIMBALAND : AND THEN YOU GET ONE LINK
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TIMBALAND : NEEDS BETTER PICTURES
TIMBALAND : SUNNY IS ALMOST AS STRONG
ME : SHE DID NOT GO "ALL IN" YET
TIMBALAND : AND THAT IS THE SHOW TOO
ME : WATCHING SUNNY AND MATHIEU LEOPOLD TOGETHER ON SILKS YOU WILL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE IT AGAIN
TIMBALAND : PUT THAT UP BELOW
TIMBALAND : SO YOU WERE SUNNY'S FRIEND BECAUSE YOU WERE MATHIEU LEOPOLD"S BEST FRIEND (BFF GIRL FRIEND)
TIMBALAND : AND ERICA KELLEY WAS SUNNY'S BEST FRIEND SINCE FOREVER
ME : I THINK SINCE CHILD AGE
ME : LIKE NINA HESTER IS MY VERSION OF SUNNY AND NACHO
ME : AND LIKE ME AND NINA TAKE OVER THE WORLD
ME : AND SUNNY AND NACHO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
ME : AND SUNNY AND NACHO (ERICA KELLEY) TAKE OVER THE WORLD
TIMBALAND : OH THE DJ GYNMAST
ME : AUBREY HENDERSON
TIMBALAND : WTF ?!?!?!!?! ?!!
ME : THAT GIRL IS MY FRIEND
ME : SHE USED TO GO TO CARDIO BARRE WITH ME AND LUNA LOVEGOOD
ME : WE USED TO DO CIRQUE TOGETHER
ME : THAT GIRL WAS RAD
TIMBALAND : WTF ?!?!???!!??!?!
ME : DO YOU KNOW AUBREY HENDERSON ???????????
TIMBALAND : AUBREY IS LIKE GRACEY (WHITE GIRL FUNNY)
ME : YEAH
TIMBALAND : THAT GIRL IS HUFFLEPUFF ON CRACK
TIMBALAND : CAN AUBREY BE IN THE SHOW SOMETIMES ?!?!?!
ME : WILL SHE WANT TO ACT ?!?!?
ME : SHE CAN DO SOME MUSIC FOR IT
TIMBALAND : SHE CAN BE ISLA'S HIPPY WHITE GIRL MOM ON THE SHOW
TIMBALAND : AUBREY WOULD MOVE TO THE HOOD
ME : YEAH
TIMBALAND : AUBREY WOULD EAT KIMCHI FOR BREAKFAST
TIMBALAND : NOT SUNNY AND MISTY COMPETE
ME : MISTY GOES "I NEED TO BE ALL IN - ON THE SILKS NOW TOO"
TIMBALAND : DOES LYNNE WANT TO ACT
ME : I DO NOT KNOW PROBABLY ?!?!?!
ME : THAT IS A ROLLERBlADER SKATE BOARDER
TIMBALAND : SUNNY IS ALMOST AS STRONG
ME : SHE DID NOT GO "ALL IN" YET
TIMBALAND : AND THAT IS THE SHOW TOO
ME : WATCHING SUNNY AND MATHIEU LEOPOLD TOGETHER ON SILKS YOU WILL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE IT AGAIN
TIMBALAND : PUT THAT UP BELOW
TIMBALAND : SO YOU WERE SUNNY'S FRIEND BECAUSE YOU WERE MATHIEU LEOPOLD"S BEST FRIEND (BFF GIRL FRIEND)
TIMBALAND : AND ERICA KELLEY WAS SUNNY'S BEST FRIEND SINCE FOREVER
ME : I THINK SINCE CHILD AGE
ME : LIKE NINA HESTER IS MY VERSION OF SUNNY AND NACHO
ME : AND LIKE ME AND NINA TAKE OVER THE WORLD
ME : AND SUNNY AND NACHO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
ME : AND SUNNY AND NACHO (ERICA KELLEY) TAKE OVER THE WORLD
TIMBALAND : OH THE DJ GYNMAST
ME : AUBREY HENDERSON
TIMBALAND : WTF ?!?!?!!?! ?!!
ME : THAT GIRL IS MY FRIEND
ME : SHE USED TO GO TO CARDIO BARRE WITH ME AND LUNA LOVEGOOD
ME : WE USED TO DO CIRQUE TOGETHER
ME : THAT GIRL WAS RAD
TIMBALAND : WTF ?!?!???!!??!?!
ME : DO YOU KNOW AUBREY HENDERSON ???????????
TIMBALAND : AUBREY IS LIKE GRACEY (WHITE GIRL FUNNY)
ME : YEAH
TIMBALAND : THAT GIRL IS HUFFLEPUFF ON CRACK
TIMBALAND : CAN AUBREY BE IN THE SHOW SOMETIMES ?!?!?!
ME : WILL SHE WANT TO ACT ?!?!?
ME : SHE CAN DO SOME MUSIC FOR IT
TIMBALAND : SHE CAN BE ISLA'S HIPPY WHITE GIRL MOM ON THE SHOW
TIMBALAND : AUBREY WOULD MOVE TO THE HOOD
ME : YEAH
TIMBALAND : AUBREY WOULD EAT KIMCHI FOR BREAKFAST
TIMBALAND : NOT SUNNY AND MISTY COMPETE
ME : MISTY GOES "I NEED TO BE ALL IN - ON THE SILKS NOW TOO"
TIMBALAND : DOES LYNNE WANT TO ACT
ME : I DO NOT KNOW PROBABLY ?!?!?!
ME : THAT IS A ROLLERBlADER SKATE BOARDER
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TIMBALAND : LIKE HERE ARE ISLA'S HIPPY PARENTS
TIMBALAND : WE ADOPTED HER - SHE IS A "FREAK"
TIMBALAND : THAT IS OUR WHITE FAMILY IN THE SHOW
TIMBALAND : SO IT IS EMINEM DAD BECAUSE THAT GUY IS WHITE
AARON SORKIN : THEY ARE AT SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
ME : GO PICK UP YOUR LITTER FOR 5000 HOURS
ME : AND GO DO YOUR RIBBONS
ME : AND GO PRAY AND MEDITATE FOR 50,000 HOURS
ME : BYE
AARON SORKIN : WHERE IS DANIEL
ME : IN MY PHONE
AARON SORKIN : THAT IS GOING TO BE AN ISSUE LONGTERM EVERYWHERE
ME : YEAH
TIMBALAND : WE ADOPTED HER - SHE IS A "FREAK"
TIMBALAND : THAT IS OUR WHITE FAMILY IN THE SHOW
TIMBALAND : SO IT IS EMINEM DAD BECAUSE THAT GUY IS WHITE
AARON SORKIN : THEY ARE AT SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
ME : GO PICK UP YOUR LITTER FOR 5000 HOURS
ME : AND GO DO YOUR RIBBONS
ME : AND GO PRAY AND MEDITATE FOR 50,000 HOURS
ME : BYE
AARON SORKIN : WHERE IS DANIEL
ME : IN MY PHONE
AARON SORKIN : THAT IS GOING TO BE AN ISSUE LONGTERM EVERYWHERE
ME : YEAH
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MARSHALL MATHERS : IT IS EMINEM DAD BECAUSE THAT GUY IS WHITE
ME : YEAH
TIMBALAND : THE DIFFERENCE BETWEN MARSHALL AND THEM IS HUGE
ME : YEAH
TIMBALAND : SAME
ME : YEAH
TIMBALAND : THE DIFFERENCE BETWEN MARSHALL AND THEM IS HUGE
ME : YEAH
TIMBALAND : SAME
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MISTY COPELAND
ISLA WINTER (TINKER BELL ELSA) - IN THE HOOD
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ARCHANGEL HANIEL F
THIS IS AN A POLITICAL SHOW TO REHABILITATE AND EDUCATE UNDER PRIVILEGED SOCIETY
RULES OF NATURE, ORGANICS, MAGICK AND CLEANLINESS
ARCHANGEL HANIEL IS THE ARCHANGEL OF NETZACH
SHE IS THE CREATIVE BRILLIANT LIGHT
SHE IS REPRESENTED IN MOVIES AND TV AS "THE STAR" "TINKERBELL" "ELSA" AND "SABRINA"
SHE IS ALSO A HEALER AND THE REINCARNATION OF MOZART
HIGHEST VIBE LIGHT INTELLIGENCE ON THE PLANET, VERY LITTLE YIN
THIS IS AN A POLITICAL SHOW TO REHABILITATE AND EDUCATE UNDER PRIVILEGED SOCIETY
RULES OF NATURE, ORGANICS, MAGICK AND CLEANLINESS
ARCHANGEL HANIEL IS THE ARCHANGEL OF NETZACH
SHE IS THE CREATIVE BRILLIANT LIGHT
SHE IS REPRESENTED IN MOVIES AND TV AS "THE STAR" "TINKERBELL" "ELSA" AND "SABRINA"
SHE IS ALSO A HEALER AND THE REINCARNATION OF MOZART
HIGHEST VIBE LIGHT INTELLIGENCE ON THE PLANET, VERY LITTLE YIN
WRITTEN WITH ASHLEY MAZANEC, ECO ARTS TV - TIMBALAND, MISTY COPELAND
PROBLEM SOLVERS
ASHLEY WAS THE ONLY HUMAN THAT READ MY HOW TO KILL A FAERY ARTICLE
AND HELPED ME FIX IT
BEFORE I STARVED TO DEATH ON A BEACH
PROBLEM SOLVERS
ASHLEY WAS THE ONLY HUMAN THAT READ MY HOW TO KILL A FAERY ARTICLE
AND HELPED ME FIX IT
BEFORE I STARVED TO DEATH ON A BEACH
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episodes list
HOW TO KILL A FAERY
1 - value your money more than you value buying organic produce1 - starve her
2 - throw shit on organic farmers at the farmers market
3 - don't go to the farmers market
4 - keep putting plastic into the ocean
5 - keep hearing people talk about Yoga, meditation, personal growth & development, and real magick, and then turn around and shit on them
6 - support monsanto
7 - eat at mcdonalds (redundant)
8 - tell her that you don't believe in faeries
9 - sell your soul to Lucifer (see that is a trick) Lucifer is on the faeries side # last shadow
(can't put that one together? sounds like someone didn't integrate tiphareth) # take kabbalah # avatar # build that bridge
10 - a beautiful and intelligent girl tells you she does magick, and is a shaman, and you just look at her and walk away, and then you bury your head in your fucking horror moving production company, and your mediocre DJ-ing # elijah wood # faery traitor
11 - don't free willy
12 - care more about technology than gods natural biology technology
13 - care more about math than art
14 - care more about science than magick
15 - care more about your thoughts than your feelings # netzach teaching # take kabbalah
16 - care more about humans than faeries (evil narcissists vs selfless nature loving healing beings that only live to serve god & mother earth)
17 - tell her that the way to spell faerie, faery, fairy, actually matters # soul killer
18 - care more about what you do see, than what you could see
19 - tell her you would rather not believe in dragons, than believe in them
20 - sexually harass her, while she is paying $1000's of dollars to your school, and busts her ass, working for god, and then kick her out of your school because she decided to teach kabbalah on her own (after her other teacher told her to) # me too
21 - ignore her
22 - tell her she lacks integrity when she would literally die for god
23 - "men can be faeries" MY RESPONSE > Yes, but I call them "hers" too # divine feminine
24 - tell her you value quantity over quality
25 - tell her you would rather have something done fast, than correct
26 - cheer for jake sully, and then go drive your suv or audi sports car instead of your dragon
27 - think that money is more important than education
28 - think that traditional education is more important than holistic education
29 - keep ignoring your third eye
30 - "I don't see you" # avatar
31 - MY RESPONSE > Well I know I am not invisible
32 - keep "not seeing her" # nazi
33 - "Do you nazi what you are doing?" > Respond with no, or it doesn't matter
34 - step on her
35 - when she tells you that your plants are starving (while you are in the middle of a heatwave and a drought) tell her that you will water them tomorrow
(but she will secretly go water them herself, behind your back, in the middle of the night... this will take her 3 hours)
36 - rip a leaf off of her tree, and then tell her that it doesn't feel anything # daryl bowden # faery torture
37 - cut a tree down ... or just cut it's branches ( # see article: how to trigger a faery to say
"I WILL CUT YOU DOWN!!! - in faery tongues )
38 - let your tenants buy plants, just to abuse and neglect them
39 - buy a puppy, and then don't train it correctly, so you have to leave it alone in your apartment, howling, and screaming, and barking itself to death, all day and all night long
40 - make her train your puppy, and then sabotage that training to the point where the puppy loves her more than you, and then puppy's heart breaks when she has to leave
41 - make her listen to heavy metal music
42 - take a baby whale from it's mother and sell it to another shamu show # shame on you
43 - LET A WHALE DROWN ON 18 GALLONS OF PLASTIC BAGS
44 - RED FUCKING FLAG IN EVERYONE'S FACE - and ignore that like it is nothing
45 - let the faery see a dead seal on her beach, where she takes her 5 mile nightly walks, and as she goes up to investigate, she sees that the seal has been brutally mutilated, and its fins have been cut off
46 - bash a beautiful but dead jellyfish laying on the beach, on the ocean shoreline, with a stick, and then when she tells you to stop,... don't
47 - own a beautiful boa constrictor snake, and then tell her you want to go to Florida, and steal a batch of new born baby yellow anacondas from its mother, so that you can sell them on the black market at $1000 a pop
48 - don't value anything sacred
49 - change the meaning of red tide, from something magickal, into something horrific
50 - let the great barrier reef die
51 - sit on your rich white ass, and your rich white bank account, and not do something HUGE and significant TODAY
52 - sabotage a faeries goal to make earth look like PANDORA, and instead, create a plastic pandora at disneyland. # fail # james cameron is a hypocrite
53 - kill a spider, instead of trapping it and setting it free, lazy asshole
54 - keep not standing up for ANYTHING
55 - keep thinking that the Royal family is actually royal, without taking full responsibility for the greater good of the whole planet (see article on modern day responsibility) # meghan markle does not sparkle like a real fucking princess
56 - tell her that soulmates don't exist
57 - tell her that you think cheating is acceptable and watch her walk the other way
58 - spend more money building a fake hogwarts than a real one
59 - abandon her on a planet run by techie millennials, that watch GOT but don't believe in dragons, and watch HP but don't believe in magick
60 - break a faeries heart, by just being you
61 - drown her........................................................................ in your shitty excuses
# faeries don't last long on earth, for a reason
# keystone species
# not knowing or understanding what a keystone species is, is another way to kill a faery
# what hollywood is doing is shit, compared to what actually needs to get done
# mother earth is just as racist against white people
# I will have blue children or NO CHILDREN, is something mother earth likes to say
# if you don't want to read bringers of the dawn, then watch avatar, same thing
# the Fae realm belongs to Malificent
# divine feminine can be a black goddess witch
# don't ruin my heaven, or I will ruin you
# mother earth cries, and then gives every faery a dragon
# selma hayek in Beatrice for Dinner
ARTICLE WRITTEN BY KALI REN (AND CHANNEL DRAGONS)
EDITED BY ASHLEY MAZANEC
FALL 2018
1 - value your money more than you value buying organic produce1 - starve her
2 - throw shit on organic farmers at the farmers market
3 - don't go to the farmers market
4 - keep putting plastic into the ocean
5 - keep hearing people talk about Yoga, meditation, personal growth & development, and real magick, and then turn around and shit on them
6 - support monsanto
7 - eat at mcdonalds (redundant)
8 - tell her that you don't believe in faeries
9 - sell your soul to Lucifer (see that is a trick) Lucifer is on the faeries side # last shadow
(can't put that one together? sounds like someone didn't integrate tiphareth) # take kabbalah # avatar # build that bridge
10 - a beautiful and intelligent girl tells you she does magick, and is a shaman, and you just look at her and walk away, and then you bury your head in your fucking horror moving production company, and your mediocre DJ-ing # elijah wood # faery traitor
11 - don't free willy
12 - care more about technology than gods natural biology technology
13 - care more about math than art
14 - care more about science than magick
15 - care more about your thoughts than your feelings # netzach teaching # take kabbalah
16 - care more about humans than faeries (evil narcissists vs selfless nature loving healing beings that only live to serve god & mother earth)
17 - tell her that the way to spell faerie, faery, fairy, actually matters # soul killer
18 - care more about what you do see, than what you could see
19 - tell her you would rather not believe in dragons, than believe in them
20 - sexually harass her, while she is paying $1000's of dollars to your school, and busts her ass, working for god, and then kick her out of your school because she decided to teach kabbalah on her own (after her other teacher told her to) # me too
21 - ignore her
22 - tell her she lacks integrity when she would literally die for god
23 - "men can be faeries" MY RESPONSE > Yes, but I call them "hers" too # divine feminine
24 - tell her you value quantity over quality
25 - tell her you would rather have something done fast, than correct
26 - cheer for jake sully, and then go drive your suv or audi sports car instead of your dragon
27 - think that money is more important than education
28 - think that traditional education is more important than holistic education
29 - keep ignoring your third eye
30 - "I don't see you" # avatar
31 - MY RESPONSE > Well I know I am not invisible
32 - keep "not seeing her" # nazi
33 - "Do you nazi what you are doing?" > Respond with no, or it doesn't matter
34 - step on her
35 - when she tells you that your plants are starving (while you are in the middle of a heatwave and a drought) tell her that you will water them tomorrow
(but she will secretly go water them herself, behind your back, in the middle of the night... this will take her 3 hours)
36 - rip a leaf off of her tree, and then tell her that it doesn't feel anything # daryl bowden # faery torture
37 - cut a tree down ... or just cut it's branches ( # see article: how to trigger a faery to say
"I WILL CUT YOU DOWN!!! - in faery tongues )
38 - let your tenants buy plants, just to abuse and neglect them
39 - buy a puppy, and then don't train it correctly, so you have to leave it alone in your apartment, howling, and screaming, and barking itself to death, all day and all night long
40 - make her train your puppy, and then sabotage that training to the point where the puppy loves her more than you, and then puppy's heart breaks when she has to leave
41 - make her listen to heavy metal music
42 - take a baby whale from it's mother and sell it to another shamu show # shame on you
43 - LET A WHALE DROWN ON 18 GALLONS OF PLASTIC BAGS
44 - RED FUCKING FLAG IN EVERYONE'S FACE - and ignore that like it is nothing
45 - let the faery see a dead seal on her beach, where she takes her 5 mile nightly walks, and as she goes up to investigate, she sees that the seal has been brutally mutilated, and its fins have been cut off
46 - bash a beautiful but dead jellyfish laying on the beach, on the ocean shoreline, with a stick, and then when she tells you to stop,... don't
47 - own a beautiful boa constrictor snake, and then tell her you want to go to Florida, and steal a batch of new born baby yellow anacondas from its mother, so that you can sell them on the black market at $1000 a pop
48 - don't value anything sacred
49 - change the meaning of red tide, from something magickal, into something horrific
50 - let the great barrier reef die
51 - sit on your rich white ass, and your rich white bank account, and not do something HUGE and significant TODAY
52 - sabotage a faeries goal to make earth look like PANDORA, and instead, create a plastic pandora at disneyland. # fail # james cameron is a hypocrite
53 - kill a spider, instead of trapping it and setting it free, lazy asshole
54 - keep not standing up for ANYTHING
55 - keep thinking that the Royal family is actually royal, without taking full responsibility for the greater good of the whole planet (see article on modern day responsibility) # meghan markle does not sparkle like a real fucking princess
56 - tell her that soulmates don't exist
57 - tell her that you think cheating is acceptable and watch her walk the other way
58 - spend more money building a fake hogwarts than a real one
59 - abandon her on a planet run by techie millennials, that watch GOT but don't believe in dragons, and watch HP but don't believe in magick
60 - break a faeries heart, by just being you
61 - drown her........................................................................ in your shitty excuses
# faeries don't last long on earth, for a reason
# keystone species
# not knowing or understanding what a keystone species is, is another way to kill a faery
# what hollywood is doing is shit, compared to what actually needs to get done
# mother earth is just as racist against white people
# I will have blue children or NO CHILDREN, is something mother earth likes to say
# if you don't want to read bringers of the dawn, then watch avatar, same thing
# the Fae realm belongs to Malificent
# divine feminine can be a black goddess witch
# don't ruin my heaven, or I will ruin you
# mother earth cries, and then gives every faery a dragon
# selma hayek in Beatrice for Dinner
ARTICLE WRITTEN BY KALI REN (AND CHANNEL DRAGONS)
EDITED BY ASHLEY MAZANEC
FALL 2018
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ISLA : DO NOT STEP ON MY GRASS
ISLA : DO NOT HIT THE JELLYFISH WITH A STICK
ISLA : DO NOT CUT THE FIN OFF OF A DEAD SEAL ON A BEACH
ISLA : DO NOT STOMP ON MY SANDCRABS
MISTY : I DO NOT COME WITH 50 BALLERINAS
EMINEM : ISLA YOU NEED HIP HOP DANCING LESSONS
ME : SHE IS LIKE 9 NOW
ISLA : DO NOT HIT THE JELLYFISH WITH A STICK
ISLA : DO NOT CUT THE FIN OFF OF A DEAD SEAL ON A BEACH
ISLA : DO NOT STOMP ON MY SANDCRABS
MISTY : I DO NOT COME WITH 50 BALLERINAS
EMINEM : ISLA YOU NEED HIP HOP DANCING LESSONS
ME : SHE IS LIKE 9 NOW
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