Every student that takes classes with me has a dragon totem.
If you do not have most of these totems, you will not be attracted to me as a teacher, healer, or a guide, You will also not want to be my friend at all. But you may be attracted to me for readings, exorcisms, and/or crystal grids for certain needs.
Crystal grids and medicine wheels can work with your "needs", but your "goals" needs to be a student.
For those of you who believe you truly possess these totems, my teachings and website will be like crack cocaine to you. Either you will laugh until you pee your pants, or you will learn, and go "aha!" every few pages, or you will be inspired, and refreshed. If not, then we know that you are a liar.
# sloth totem optional
RAVEN CROW Totem DRAGON Totem BLACK PANTHER Totem > this was the asshole who guided you here, and made you climb this web strand of DNA. SNAKE Totem > this is the asshole trying to make you run away SPIDER Totem > this is the little asshole who makes you think that I inspire you.
#sloth totem optional > this is the teddy bear that makes you feel like you have come home