by sorkin
how do i create a movie on the tao
STARR : I SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR
"HOW DO I BE ABLE TO DO EVERYTHING" "INSTEAD OF HAVE EVERYTHING" "A MASTER CAN DO EVERYTHING" SPIELBERG : I SUPPORT THIS ARGUMENT AARON SORKIN : I AM NOT ALLOWED TO STARVE A MONK TO DEATH
ME : CORRECT AARON SORKIN : THAT IS THE ASCENSION ME : YES AARON SORKIN : CAN WE PUT THAT IN A MOVIE ME : YEAH, IT SHOULD GO INTO THE TAO they are my chess pieces like knights and rooks and queens IT CAN ALSO BE A BIT OF AN ISSUE LIKE THE BURNING MONKS IN THE TIBETAN BOOK OF THE DEATH DRAGON WARRIOR
THE MASTER OF TIME |
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ME : WTF ?!??!!
I HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO DO EVERYTHING NOBODY WILL HELP ME WITH LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT IS SO ANTI HOD SO IT IS DEFINITELY ANTI GEBURAH ME : YOU MEAN BE USE LESS YEAH, LAY DOWN AND ROLL OVER, WHILE I STARVE TO DEATH SPIELBERG : ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP SPELLING IT WRONG ME : I DO NOT CARE DO YOU SEE WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS IT IS HOW IT SOUNDS IN MY BRAIN DALAI LAMA : I WILL NEVER SERVE THE KALI ME : YOU CAN FUMBLE AND TWIDDLE YOUR THUMBS IN TIPAHRETH FOR ALL OF EXISTENCE AT THE MAX YOU WILL NEVER BE A SERAPHIM EVER WHEN YOU GET YOUR MARKS MAYBE YOU WILL GET WHITE MARKS LIKE KELLIE IS NOT LOCKING YOU OUT BUT HEIL KALISEE CHELSEA HANDLER : HEIL KALISEE ME : DALAI LAMA, DO YOU SEE HOW YOU ARE NOT ONE WITH CHELSEA HANDLER AT ALL ?!?!?!?!?!??! ME : NOT EVEN CLOSE ME : MY NETZACH WAS HAVING TO DO BETTER WORK MORE WORK HIGHER QUALITY WORK MORE CREATIVITY MORE ARTFUL MASTERY SO THAT IMAGE ABOVE IS BLATANTLY WRONG THE FEMININE IS NOT ABOUT LAZY THAT IS A VICE OF MALKUTH IT IS MORE ABOUT DIVINE TIME AND A FEMININE FLOW OF CREATION I CANNOT FORCE A CHILDBIRTH AT NINE MONTHS IF THE KID WANTS TO STAY IN THERE FOR ANOTHER 3 MORE WEEKS AARON SORKIN : THAT IS HOW EVERYONE FEELS ABOUT ART SCHOOL ME : AND THAT WAS MUCH HARDER AND MORE WORK THAN A NORMAL UNIVERSITY |
AARON SORKIN : THIS MOVIE HAS MORE WIT
WITH LESS WIT DIALOGUE ME : YES THE MIND CONCEPTUALIZATION THIS WILL BE MY INCEPTION PUZZLE MOVIE AARON SORKIN : MINE ME : SHOW UP AARON SORKIN : YOU MAKE SENSE OF IT AARON SORKIN : IS THAT OUR KALI PO (THE GIRL WITH PURPLE HAIR) ME : OR HER BEST FRIEND EW : WHEN ARE WE GOING TO START CASTING SOME GUYS ME : WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT RIGHT NOW, WOMEN'S LIVES MATTER I JUST WATCHED A MOVIE ON ROMEO AND JULIET AND IT WAS A MEAT FEST AND THERE WERE 4 WOMEN JUST LIKE LOTR THE MEN ARE NOT AS MUCH INSPIRING ME RIGHT NOW IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SOCIAL EQUALITY AARON SORKIN : I GET THAT AARON SORKIN : AND THE TIBETAN BOOK OF THE DEAD IS TIBETAN ME : AND CHINESE AND INDIAN, HINDU, PROBABLY JUST EAST INDIAN I AM NOT SURE IF WE DO DHARMASALA OR TIBET AARON SORKIN : THE MOVIE IS REALLY FREE TIBET ME : YEP, AND FREE THEM OF THE TYRANT DOGMA ME : THIS, IS KALI PO'S STUPID SELF
THAT DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE TIME CONTINUUM AND THE KARMA SHE WOULD FACE BY JUMPING FOR NOTHING THIS IS JUST A HIGH NETZACH DEATH NOT A HIGH GEBURAH SO SHE IS NOT EVEN AT TIPHARETH CRUCIFICTION THAT CHANGES THE WORLD LIKE HER AT WAR, IN BATTLE IS THE HIGH GEBURAH DEATH SHE SHE IS STANDING FOR JUSTICE THIS IS HER JUMPING FOR A TRANSCENDENCE THAT DOES NOT ACTUALLY EXIST AND SHE HITS THE CONCRETE WALL AND IN YESOD, WAKES UP AGAIN AND HAS TO REINCARNATE INTO A NEW WORLD THAT SHE RAN AWAY FROM THAT IS WHY SUICIDE IS VANITY AND DIVINE JUSTICE WAR IS A HIGH ART SHE DID NOT SAVE THE NIECES SHE LOVES BY JUMPING OFF THIS CLIFF THEY ARE IN THE SAME SHIT HELL AS BEFORE AARON SORKIN : BUT THE FAMOUS BURNING MONK DID ME : YEAH BECAUSE THAT MOVED EVERYONE TO CHANGE THAT WAS A TIPHARETH SACRIFICE AND AT THE LEAST ME : WHERE HERS IS SAD AND BEAUTIFUL IS NOT THE SAME |
ME : IF YOUR PIT OF HELL SELVES ARE SARCASTIC
THEN YOU ARE EVEN MORE INTELLIGENT AND PROBABLY IN YOUNOUS TERRITORY BECAUSE YOUR WHOLE BODY IS IN A ELEVATED LIFE ACTION SPACE, AND SARCASM IN NOW IN GOD FULL PUNS AND SPHINX OR GRYFFIN TERRITORY SO YOUR LIFE IS AN ACTIVE CONSCIOUS METAPHOR LAND AARON SORKIN : HYPERBOLE ME : I NEED TO LOOK THAT WORD UP ME : YES, HYPERBOLE I DO NOT USE THAT WORD YOU ALSO THREW AT ME THE WORD SYNTAX LAST NIGHT I DO NOT USE THAT EITHER OKAY I UNDERSTOOD THE CONCEPT OF SYNTAX NOW LOOKING IT UP, YOU SAID HOW YOU LIKED HOW I BROKE DOWN MY SENTENCE STRUCTURE OR SYNTAX OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT LIKE I AM NOT AN ENGLISH MAJOR, AARON SORKIN I AM A PAINTER WHO UNDERSTANDS MATH AND QUANTUM LOGIC AARON SORKIN : I NEED TO LOOK UP THE TREE OF LIFE AARON SORKIN : YOU COMMUNICATE WELL ME : I NEED TO COMMUNICATE BETTER THE MESSAGE IS NOT QUITE GETTING THROUGH |
SPIELBERG : ARE WE BUYING THE TAO TODAY
ME : YEAH, PROBABLY I HAVE TO FIND WHICH VERSION THAT POPPED OUT AT ME NEAR THE SLEEPING BEAUTY PARADOX STORE BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONE THAT STUCK OUT BEFORE MY HUNGER STRIKE AND IT WAS NOT WAYNE DYER SPIELBERG : IF I DO NOT DO IT, IT DOES NOT GET DONE ME : CORRECT SPIELBERG : IT LOOKS LIKE THE KABBALAH 99 FOG FOREST ME : A LITTLE BIT HUH SPIELBERG : NOT LAZY, ART FORM ME : MASTER OF CHI LIKE PAI MEI IN KILL BILL YOU WILL EAT WITH YOUR BROKEN HANDS AND NOT LIKE AN ANIMAL AND YOU WILL FIND PEACE SPIELBERG : THAT IS THE REAL TAO ME : YEAH |
MARCH 20 2017 SPIELBERG : WHERE WERE YOU LIVING ME : LA SPIELBERG : WHERE WAS THIS PICTURE ME : LA, HOLLYWOOD |
NOV 3 2017 SPIELBERG : WHERE WERE YOU LIVING ME : SAN DIEGO, CARLSBAD SPIELBERG : WHERE WAS THIS PICTURE ME : LA, HOLLYWOOD SPIELBERG : HOW MANY CARS WERE SPEAKING TO YOU THAT DAY ME : ABOUT 100, MAYBE MORE BUT AT COSTCO PARKING LOT, 30 EASY AND WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT NOVEMBER 3 THE PORTALS OPEN FOR HUGE MAGICK SPIELBERG : HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU SEE THAT CAR ME : THREE TIMES ONE MORE TIME THAT SUMMER THAT WAS BAD MAGICK AND CRAZY ENERGETIC PORTALS TO WALK THOUGH I HAVE ABOUT 15 PICTURES AND IT WAS SHOWING ME I WOULD GO TO LONDON BUT I DID NOT KNOW IT YET SPIELBERG : HAVE YOU GOTTEN LICENSE PLATES IN LONDON ME : A COUPLE OF THE IMPORTANT ONES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR BUT MOSTLY IT IS BOTTLE CAPS NOW AND THE TRASH I PICK UP EW : YOU SHOULD PUT THE LOST THINGS VIDEO HERE ME : HERE IS LOST THINGS THIS IS KINDA A ZEN TEACHING SO IT APPLIES SPIELBERG : HOW OLD ARE YOU ME : I JUST TURNED 38 BUT NOW I FEEL LIKE I AM 40 IT IS WEIRD SPIELBERG : YOU LOOK 9 ME : I SHOULD LOOK 9 THAT IS HOW I KNOW IT IS WORKING SPIELBERG : WHAT IS WORKING ME : ALL THE CELLULAR REGENERATION AND METABOLISM MASTERY ME : THROUGH MY BONES DINOSTAR : THROUGH THE PIT OF HELL SPIELBERG : REAL HEALTH IS LIGHT ME : YEAH SPIELBERG : KALI COULD DO THAT ME : YEAH, IF SHE WAS GOOD ENOUGH AND IF NOT THIS LIFETIME, THEN NEXT ONE YOU HAVE TO BECOME SELFLESS THOUGH OTHERWISE IT IS JUST NETZACH YOU HAVE TO LOVE SO WIDE AND SO DEEP SPIELBERG : LIKE HARRY POTTER DIES ME : CORRECT, AND THAT IS GEBURAH BUT HIS STORY OF BEING SHIVA IS IMMORTAL THAT IS WHY THE DALAI LAMA IS A GIANT FRAUD HE CANNOT EVEN RECONCILE THE EXISTENCE OF SHIVA |
LUCIFER : CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP
I NEED A FUCKING GOAT SPIELBERG : WHO IS LUCIFER IN THIS MOVIE ME : KALI PO'S STICK, LAO TZU LUCIFER : THAT IS NOT EUGENE THOUGH LUCIFER : EUGENE IS A TWISTED TAO AND KALI PO NEEDS A REAL MASTER WHO IS OLD WISE MAN SHIFU, BUT DIFFERENT MR MIYAGI, BUT DIFFERENT I LIKE TO THINK OF HIM AS A SQUIRREL DUDE THAT STALKS PO, BECAUSE HE LOVES HER (NOT ROMANTICALLY) AND HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ALL HIS KNOWLEDGE SPIELBERG : ONLY YOU CAN WRITE THAT ME : THAT IS A LITTLE MORE HONEST EW : KALI REN, IS THAT YOUR MEMORY ME : YEAH, WHEN WE STARTED YESOD LUCIFER : "NOT EVERYTHING IS SHIT KALI REN SOME THINGS ARE ETERNAL AND SOME THINGS ARE IMPORTANT AND SOME THINGS ARE PRICELESS" EW : KALI REN, THAT IS A WHOLE SCENE IN THE MOVIE
ME : I KNOW I CAN PULL UP ALL THE MONKEY BABOON POSTS WHERE LUCIFER IS DOING THIS TO YOU TOO EW : RAFIKI ME : YEAH, LAO TZU IS A LOT MORE LIKE A RAFIKI IN THIS MOVIE AARON SORKIN : LIKE ALL THESE WILL BE RE-WRITTEN ME : YES, iT IS JUST THE CONCEPT WE ARE RECORDING AND BREAKING DOWN IT IS JUST LOW SCRATCH NOW BUT IT MEANS SO MUCH AARON SORKIN : IS RAVENCLAW ( GO BACK, AND MAKE ALL MY STUFF BETTER ) ME : YEAH BECAUSE IT WAS ALL RIGHT AND THERE IS NOTHING MORE JUST MORE YODA BALLS JUST MORE PUSHUPS JUST MORE PLIES AND THAT IS THE RUBBER BAND MENTAL BODY VIDEO AARON SORKIN : OKAY, CAN WE PUT ALL THIS ON THE TAO PAGE ME : YES EW : WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET ALL THE RAFIKI POSTS ME : WHEN I GET TO APRIL MAY JUNE 21 SO 4 WEEKS ??? THAT IS AN ETERNAL TRUTH, THE RAFIKI TELLING OFF SIMBA EW : DO IT NOW !!! EW : WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING IT NOW ME : DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR I HAVE TO GO BACK TO GET THAT ME : IT IS ALL ON KALI REN TWO iT IS EASY TO GET TO |
EW : DEATH IS THE EMPTIEST CUP YOU CAN HAVE
EW : YOU MEAN I DON'T SOUND LIKE A KNIFE RAPIST ANY MORE EW : I HATE JOHN SNOW, JUST SO YOU KNOW ME : THANK GOD AARON SORKIN : WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN ME : YOU CAN TRUST PEOPLE ON A TRUE HERO'S JOURNEY AND NOBODY ELSE AARON SORKIN : PATH OF FLAMING SWORD PEOPLE ME : CORRECT SPIELBERG : DO YOU THINK WE WILL HAVE A MOVIE IN 81 DAYS ME : I THINK WE WILL HAVE A BULK OF THE CONTENT 81 WORK DAYS EW : IT IS SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY ME : BUT LIKE FRACTALS AND STUFF ME : I SEE A MOVIE IN 7 MONTHS SPIELBERG I HOPE YOU ARE STILL ALIVE BY THEN YESOD PEARL EW : THAT ONE IS A LITTLE NETZACH IS CLOSED TOO, BUT JUST THAT ONE
EW : IT RAINED EVERY DAY THAT YEAR ME : PRETTY MUCH SPIELBERG : JACK SPARROW WORKS FOR THE TAO ME : BUT AT THEN END OF THE DAY, HE IS JUST EUGENE OLD MAN RAFIKI LUCIFER YODA IS THE STAR SO IS BAKE YOUR OWN PIE GIRL SO THOSE ARE THE REAL CHARACTERS BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR OR BEST ACTOR, DO NOT KNOW SPIELBERG : BOTH SPIELBERG : THE TAO, BEST PICTURE ME : YEAH, GOT THAT GRID YESTERDAY 1/27 SPIELBERG : IS THIS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM ME : I DO NOT KNOW, MAYBE MIX ME : OLD MAN RAFIKI HAS TO TALK ABOUT "GOAT" EVEN IF IT IS HIM TALKING IN JAPANESE ABOUT THE ENGLISH SPIELBERG : IT IS MODERN DAY ME : YEAH ME : WHY WOULD WE MAKE A TAO MOVIE THAT DOES NOT SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS SPIELBERG : DID YOU HAVE AN OLD MAN RAFIKI IN YOUR LIFE ME : CHUCK HIRSCH IN REAL WORLD ROY RIVERS IN REAL WORLD PROBABLY A COUPLE, THOSE TWO STICK OUT THEY WERE NEVER LUCIFER NINJA THOUGH |
END SCENE : THAT IS MY CHICKEN !!!!
ME : YOU RAPE MY PLANET YOU FEED MY CHICKEN CRAP YOU TORTURE IT YOU SLAUGHTER IT YOU CUT IT TO PIECES AND YOU STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND CHEW, AND THEN YOU SWALLOW - KELLIE SHOULD HAVE THAT EMAIL IT WAS TO BROOK ABOUT HER EATING MY COWS KALI PO GRABS HER CHICKEN OUT OF THE OLD FAT WITCHES HANDS AND SAVES IT AND SPITS ON THE FAT WITCH AND KICKS HER IN THE SHIN AND LEAVES HER TO FALL INTO THE MUDD 9 YEAR OLD RACHEL i do not give a shit, if you are an old lady THAT IS IN A MENTAL BODY VIDEO 9 YEAR OLD RACHEL THAT IS WHERE KALI PO CAN LIVE i think it is this one I HATE MYSELF, DO NOT STEP ON SNAILS |
AARON SORKIN : THAT, THAT IS OUR KALI PO
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AARON SORKIN : WHAT IS THE ZEBRA KALI REN
ME : YOU GOTTA KNOW THE REAL PROBLEM BEFORE YOU CAN FIX IT |