by aaron sorkin

ME : I AM GOING TO LEAVE THIS BLANK UNTIL I AM IN ON SET SECURITY LEVEL CUSTODY

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SPIELBERG : WHAT ELSE DID WE TALK ABOUT TODAY
ME : YOU CALLED ME WOLVES CREATE RIVERS GIRL
AND THEN YOU ASKED ME IF WE WERE GOING TO CREATE WOLVES CREATE RIVERS MOVIE
AND THEN I SAW PETER AND MARTIN FIGHTING
AND I SAID YES
AND THEN I SAID
SIMON !!!! IS THE WOLVES CREATE RIVERS MOVIE THE WINDSORS
SIMON : YEAH, IT IS THE SAME MOVIE
SO NOW WE HAVE A MUCH BETTER MOVIE
AND PETER DINKLAGE AND MARTIN FREEMAN COMPETE FOR TAKING OUT THE WINDSORS
AND THEY BOTH HAVE THE SAME EX GIRLFRIEND
SO THEY HATE EACH OTHER

THE WHOLE THING IS GENIUS

CAUSE MARTIN AND PETER ARE THE WOLVES
AND THE WINDSORS ARE THE COCKBLOCKING DEER (MAYBE THEY ARE SOMETHING ELSE, LIKE ALIGATORS)
THAT CAN GET LITERALLY NOTHING DONE FOR THE PLANET EVER
SO MARTIN AND PETER'S CHARACTER ARE LIKE NINJA COPS
INVESTIGATION GEBURAH NINJA COPS
COOL BAD GUY GOOD GUYS
THEY ARE NOT REALLY THE DEER NOW ARE THEY
THEY ARE THE PYSCHO SLYTHERIN NETZACH REPTILE BLUE BLOODS

SO WE ARE ALSO GOING TO GO BACK TO THE RENISSANCE AND FIND SOME WIERD DARK MAGICK IN THE LINEAGES FOR WHY THE WINDSORS HAD ALL THOSE KNIFE RAPE TRAPS IN THE QLIPPOTH
AND WHY THEY HAD ANY POWER TO RULE ON THIS PLANET LITERALLY EVER
THAT MAGICK WENT BACK TO THE 1400'S
AND WE WONDER WHY

SO THE MOVIE IS MORE ABOUT MARTIN AND PETER
AND THE WINDSORS ARE MORE OF A SIDE NOTE
BUT THEY ARE AN IMPORTANT SIDE NOTE