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CHRIS ROCK
SPIELBERG : PUT ERICA KELLY
AND LUPITA
ME : WE NEED TO FIND A REALLY SPECIAL GIRL FOR THIS
AND LUPITA
ME : WE NEED TO FIND A REALLY SPECIAL GIRL FOR THIS
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ME TOO WILL SMITH
ME TOO WILL SMITH, ME TOO
CHRIS ROCK : WHAT DID I SAY TO YOU LAST NIGHT KALI REN ME : YOU HAD ENOUGH OF THE COP ON COP VIOLENCE CHRIS ROCK : AND YOU LAUGHED, CHRIS ROCK : BECAUSE ALL THE LITTLE BLACK GIRLS ARE COPS ME : HOWEVER YOU WANT TO HELP ME WRITE THIS CHRIS ROCK : NOW GET KELLIE TO POST THIS PAGE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT NOW ME : I NEED TO PAINT A SOULFUL PORTRAIT PICTURE OF YOU ME : PHOTOSHOOT NEEDED FOR YOUR SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY MOVIE CHRIS ROCK : THAT IS RIGHT |
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YEP THIS IS MY BLM STUFF, FBI AGENTS
MISTY COPELAND : I AM COMING TO WRITE MY OWN PIECE HERE
MISTY COPELAND : I WILL SEE YOU SOON |
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I KNOW I AM WHITE
MM : MY PICTURE GOES HERE WHEN YOU WANT
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MM : MARSHALL MATHERS
REDO RUN WITH THIS GIRL
AND LEONA LEWIS VERSION FEEL (KINDA)
#EMINEMMUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxUx3j2EcdM
REDO RUN WITH THIS GIRL
AND LEONA LEWIS VERSION FEEL (KINDA)
#EMINEMMUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxUx3j2EcdM
elijah wood : ELIJAH WOOD PAY ATTENTION TO THAT
AARON SORKIN : YOU HAVE NOT EVEN READ THE ALCHEMIST
ME : NOPE
WE ARE GOING TO GO SOMEWHERE IN LIFE NOW
BECAUSE I HAVE ALL THE SPIRIT TEACHINGS
FROM THE TOP OF HEAVEN, TO THE PIT OF HELL
NOW I CAN READ THE BOOKS AND UNDERSTAND THEM ALL
AND BECAUSE I AM A BAD READER, THAT IS HOW I PREFER TO DO IT
BECAUSE THEN I BECOME A GOOD READER
KNOWLEDGE BEGETS KNOWLEDGE
IT IS LIKE
I WANT TO CREATE THE MOVIE, BEFORE I READ THE BOOK
SO THAT THE MOVIE IS A MOVIE
AND THE I ADD DEPTH TO IT BY READING THE BOOK
AND THEN THE AUDIENCE MIGHT NOT FEEL CHEATED
BECAUSE IT IS AN ARTIST APPROPRIATION
INSTEAD OF A SCREEN ADAPTATION
LIKE I AM THINKING OF THE PLOTLINE TO THE PIG THAT WANTS TO BE EATEN
AND IT IS A DARK SKINNED BLACK GIRL IN THE HOOD
DOING A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT ON HOW TO CHANGE THE WORLD AROUND HER
AND THAT IS WHAT GOD SAYS
AND THAT IS ALL MY BRAIN CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW
AND I HAVE NEVER EVEN TOUCHED THE BOOK
I HAVE LIVED IN THE HOOD
I KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE
I LIVED IN CRENSHAW
AND A 13 YEAR OLD BLACK GIRL, DOES NOT GO ON RUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
ON THE STREETS, FEELING SAFE
LIKE I DID, GROWING UP IN LA COSTA
2 AM, NIGHTLY MORNING RUN YOGA
3 MILES AWAY FROM MY HOME, I AM TOTALLY FINE
(WHEN WILL MY LIFE BEGIN?)
ME : NOPE
WE ARE GOING TO GO SOMEWHERE IN LIFE NOW
BECAUSE I HAVE ALL THE SPIRIT TEACHINGS
FROM THE TOP OF HEAVEN, TO THE PIT OF HELL
NOW I CAN READ THE BOOKS AND UNDERSTAND THEM ALL
AND BECAUSE I AM A BAD READER, THAT IS HOW I PREFER TO DO IT
BECAUSE THEN I BECOME A GOOD READER
KNOWLEDGE BEGETS KNOWLEDGE
IT IS LIKE
I WANT TO CREATE THE MOVIE, BEFORE I READ THE BOOK
SO THAT THE MOVIE IS A MOVIE
AND THE I ADD DEPTH TO IT BY READING THE BOOK
AND THEN THE AUDIENCE MIGHT NOT FEEL CHEATED
BECAUSE IT IS AN ARTIST APPROPRIATION
INSTEAD OF A SCREEN ADAPTATION
LIKE I AM THINKING OF THE PLOTLINE TO THE PIG THAT WANTS TO BE EATEN
AND IT IS A DARK SKINNED BLACK GIRL IN THE HOOD
DOING A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT ON HOW TO CHANGE THE WORLD AROUND HER
AND THAT IS WHAT GOD SAYS
AND THAT IS ALL MY BRAIN CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW
AND I HAVE NEVER EVEN TOUCHED THE BOOK
I HAVE LIVED IN THE HOOD
I KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE
I LIVED IN CRENSHAW
AND A 13 YEAR OLD BLACK GIRL, DOES NOT GO ON RUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
ON THE STREETS, FEELING SAFE
LIKE I DID, GROWING UP IN LA COSTA
2 AM, NIGHTLY MORNING RUN YOGA
3 MILES AWAY FROM MY HOME, I AM TOTALLY FINE
(WHEN WILL MY LIFE BEGIN?)
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SPIELBERG : THIS IS LIKE OUR GENIUS RAVENCLAW MOVIE AND NOT VIOLENT
ME : YEAH
THAT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST BOOKS BABAJI POINTED OUT FOR OUR HASHMALIM READING LIST
SPIELBERG : THIS IS NOT TIBETAN GIRL
ME : NO WAY, THAT GIRL IS CRAZY
WE NEED MORE A HERMIONE NERDO GIRL
SPIELBERG : IT COULD BE A GROUP OF THEM
SPIELBERG : LIKE HIDDEN FIGURES
ME : YEAH
SPIELBERG : LIKE SHE TAKES THE BOOK TO A GROUP OF HER FRIENDS
AND THEY START TO DO ALL THE THOUGHT EXPERIMENTS TO CLEAN UP THE WORLD AROUND THEM
ME : TOGETHER
ME : SO MANY OF THE GIRLS I PUT IN THAT CASTING FOLDER HAVE GENIUS BRAINS
AND YOU CAN SEE IT
YOU CAN SEE HOW SMART THEY ARE
AND SO THIS MOVIE IS EXACTLY WHERE THEY BELONG
SPIELBERG : SHOW ME
ME : I HAVE NOT FOUND THE MAIN GIRL YET
SPIELBERG : THIS IS "LITTLE BITCHES GUIDE TO DRAGON QUEEN DOOM, BUT RAVENCLAW"
ME : YESISH
SPIELBERG : THIS MOVIE EXCITES ME
ME : YEAH
SPIELBERG : I LOVE BABAJI
ME : HE IS PRETTY COOL
ME : HE IS LIKE JOSH ALFARO, BUT A LITTLE BETTER
SPIELBERG : DO YOU JUST GO THROUGH PINTREST AND GO "I LIKE THAT ONE, I LIKE THAT ONE"
ME : LISTEN DUDE, I FOUND ALL THEIR MOMMIES TOO
SPIELBERG : LET ME SEE
ME : YEAH
THAT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST BOOKS BABAJI POINTED OUT FOR OUR HASHMALIM READING LIST
SPIELBERG : THIS IS NOT TIBETAN GIRL
ME : NO WAY, THAT GIRL IS CRAZY
WE NEED MORE A HERMIONE NERDO GIRL
SPIELBERG : IT COULD BE A GROUP OF THEM
SPIELBERG : LIKE HIDDEN FIGURES
ME : YEAH
SPIELBERG : LIKE SHE TAKES THE BOOK TO A GROUP OF HER FRIENDS
AND THEY START TO DO ALL THE THOUGHT EXPERIMENTS TO CLEAN UP THE WORLD AROUND THEM
ME : TOGETHER
ME : SO MANY OF THE GIRLS I PUT IN THAT CASTING FOLDER HAVE GENIUS BRAINS
AND YOU CAN SEE IT
YOU CAN SEE HOW SMART THEY ARE
AND SO THIS MOVIE IS EXACTLY WHERE THEY BELONG
SPIELBERG : SHOW ME
ME : I HAVE NOT FOUND THE MAIN GIRL YET
SPIELBERG : THIS IS "LITTLE BITCHES GUIDE TO DRAGON QUEEN DOOM, BUT RAVENCLAW"
ME : YESISH
SPIELBERG : THIS MOVIE EXCITES ME
ME : YEAH
SPIELBERG : I LOVE BABAJI
ME : HE IS PRETTY COOL
ME : HE IS LIKE JOSH ALFARO, BUT A LITTLE BETTER
SPIELBERG : DO YOU JUST GO THROUGH PINTREST AND GO "I LIKE THAT ONE, I LIKE THAT ONE"
ME : LISTEN DUDE, I FOUND ALL THEIR MOMMIES TOO
SPIELBERG : LET ME SEE
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ME : DO YOU SEE HOW SHE IS THE ALPHA BRAIN
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SPIELBERG : DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THESE WOMEN
ME : NOPE
I FOUND THEM ON PINTREST WHEN I WENT LOOKING FOR THE GIRL IN THE WINDOW IN THE NETZACH PICTURE
I COULD NOT SEE THEM, UNTIL I WENT LOOKING
SPIELBERG : YOU HAVE TO BE A GENIUS MOM TO HAVE A GENIUS KID
ME : THAT IS ACCURATE
SEE HOW IT IS NOT A SPIKE LEE OR TYLER PERRY JOINT
NOT A KEVIN HART FILM
LIKE THAT IS THE EXTENT OF BLACK HOLLYWOOD
NOT, I AM GENIUS DOING A CLASSY SPIELBERG MOVIE
AARON SORKIN : OKAY, WHEN AM I GOING TO BE ON THIS PAGE
SPIELBERG : I KNOW YOU LOOK AT THEM AND SEE A THIRD EYE PLUS KHALEESI
ME : YEAH
SPIELBERG : AND IT IS NOT A THUG MOVIE
ME : NO THESE WOMEN REPRESENT THE FUTURE
OF HOW TO MOVE FORWARD, IN THE SOME OF THE WORST SITUATIONS ON EARTH
THEY ARE PROBLEM SOLVERS
AND NOT THE PROBLEM
SPIELBERG : AND WE HAVE THE PHILOSOPHER QUEENS BOOK
ME : PART ZERO, PART TWO
SPIELBERG : KALI REN, WHO WERE YOUR TWO BEST NON WHITE FRIENDS
SO THEY ALL KNOW
ME : LYNNE AND JOSH
SPIELBERG : WHAT RACE WERE THEY
ME : LYNNE - CHINESE FRENCH WITH FRECKLES
JOSH - GUATEMALAN
I MET THEM IN ART SCHOOL
SPIELBERG : AND WHO IS FREEMAN, ONE OF MY OTHER BEST FRIENDS
HE IS BLACK, I LIVED WITH HIM IN CRENSHAW
HE IS A PHOTOGRAPHER
AND A LIGHTING TECHNICIAN GENIUS
HE IS A MARTIAL ARTIST
AND VERY GROUNDED CLEAN AND WELL CENTERED
HE IS VERY SMART AND SPIRITUAL
SPIELBERG : AND WHY DID YOU LIKE LYNNE AND JOSH OVER FREEMAN
ME : LYNNE AND JOSH WERE IN ADVERTISING WITH ME
AND WE PULLED ALL-NIGHTERS TOGETHER EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE WEEK
WE SLEPT IN THE COMPUTER LAB
WE TOOK 3 AM TRIPS TO JACK IN THE BOX
WE DID EVERYTHING TOGETHER
AND FREEMAN WAS AT BROOKS PHOTOGRAPHY INSTITUTE
SPIELBERG : HE IS CLASSY
ME : YEP, AND HE WANTS TO BE PART OF THIS
SPIELBERG : AND WHAT WOULD YOU GET AT JACK IN THE BOX
ME : A SOUTHWEST CHICKEN SALAD, AND JALAPENO POPPERS
ME : NOPE
I FOUND THEM ON PINTREST WHEN I WENT LOOKING FOR THE GIRL IN THE WINDOW IN THE NETZACH PICTURE
I COULD NOT SEE THEM, UNTIL I WENT LOOKING
SPIELBERG : YOU HAVE TO BE A GENIUS MOM TO HAVE A GENIUS KID
ME : THAT IS ACCURATE
SEE HOW IT IS NOT A SPIKE LEE OR TYLER PERRY JOINT
NOT A KEVIN HART FILM
LIKE THAT IS THE EXTENT OF BLACK HOLLYWOOD
NOT, I AM GENIUS DOING A CLASSY SPIELBERG MOVIE
AARON SORKIN : OKAY, WHEN AM I GOING TO BE ON THIS PAGE
SPIELBERG : I KNOW YOU LOOK AT THEM AND SEE A THIRD EYE PLUS KHALEESI
ME : YEAH
SPIELBERG : AND IT IS NOT A THUG MOVIE
ME : NO THESE WOMEN REPRESENT THE FUTURE
OF HOW TO MOVE FORWARD, IN THE SOME OF THE WORST SITUATIONS ON EARTH
THEY ARE PROBLEM SOLVERS
AND NOT THE PROBLEM
SPIELBERG : AND WE HAVE THE PHILOSOPHER QUEENS BOOK
ME : PART ZERO, PART TWO
SPIELBERG : KALI REN, WHO WERE YOUR TWO BEST NON WHITE FRIENDS
SO THEY ALL KNOW
ME : LYNNE AND JOSH
SPIELBERG : WHAT RACE WERE THEY
ME : LYNNE - CHINESE FRENCH WITH FRECKLES
JOSH - GUATEMALAN
I MET THEM IN ART SCHOOL
SPIELBERG : AND WHO IS FREEMAN, ONE OF MY OTHER BEST FRIENDS
HE IS BLACK, I LIVED WITH HIM IN CRENSHAW
HE IS A PHOTOGRAPHER
AND A LIGHTING TECHNICIAN GENIUS
HE IS A MARTIAL ARTIST
AND VERY GROUNDED CLEAN AND WELL CENTERED
HE IS VERY SMART AND SPIRITUAL
SPIELBERG : AND WHY DID YOU LIKE LYNNE AND JOSH OVER FREEMAN
ME : LYNNE AND JOSH WERE IN ADVERTISING WITH ME
AND WE PULLED ALL-NIGHTERS TOGETHER EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE WEEK
WE SLEPT IN THE COMPUTER LAB
WE TOOK 3 AM TRIPS TO JACK IN THE BOX
WE DID EVERYTHING TOGETHER
AND FREEMAN WAS AT BROOKS PHOTOGRAPHY INSTITUTE
SPIELBERG : HE IS CLASSY
ME : YEP, AND HE WANTS TO BE PART OF THIS
SPIELBERG : AND WHAT WOULD YOU GET AT JACK IN THE BOX
ME : A SOUTHWEST CHICKEN SALAD, AND JALAPENO POPPERS